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911 Call Taker

The unfortunate soul who answers 911 calls and is unable to make fun of you for it, or point out how dumb you are.

Your neighbor's lawn trimmings are getting on your lawn? The kids are throwing a superball near your car? Your 5 year old is out of control and won't go to bed? Your teenager isn't listening to you? The neighbors bush is too big? McDonalds didn't give you exact change? The car in front of you is driving slow on purpose? And it goes on, and on, and on...
911 Call Taker EMERGENCY

My neighbors are playing their tv too loud, it's 3 in the afternoon and my cats usually take a nap right now...

AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
by AK5482 April 2, 2011
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Tabernac

it's the Canadian French version of goddamn it. Its taken just as seriously by bible beaters there too.
Canadian Friend: Tabernac! I just stubbed my toe on a potato!
American Friend: Why are you beating on my potato with your goddamn toe!
by tabbygrl June 19, 2015
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Tamerlan

A smart, fun, & sweet guy. Always knows how to make you laugh and light up your day. He's very active and loves sports. He knows how to use his hands, but be very gentle.
Did you see Tamerlan with his daughter yesterday? So cute.
by muslimforlyfeee February 7, 2015
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The dragon tamer

the name of most males right hand during those intimate times with themselves.
The Dragon Tamer = Your right hand
The Dragon = Your Willie or ding dong

Example: Just use your imagination lol
by ZCMC April 1, 2009
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tanerexic

a person who is addicted to tanning. They usually can be easily spotted as they have unusually tan skin for their race.
"I hope you get skin cancer you tanenerexic bitch"
by Hilary March 21, 2004
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taserface

Created by two guys who hate those instagramer who posts everything on their life ✌.
Look at this taserface posting anything on his wall
by Spacewalker1021 July 23, 2018
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Taerbo

Someone, or something that sounds or looks like it's moving a lot faster than it actually is. Also can be used for somebody that is too impatient/anxious to do something and rushes into it.
Example 1 -
*Car revving its engine really loud and trying to go really fast but not exceeding the speed limit*
Henry : SLOW DOWN THERE TAERBO

Example 2 -
*Teacher asks who wants to help hand out pop quiz*
Sally : MEMEMEMEMEMEME PICK ME I WANT TO
Joe : Settle down there taerbo...
by Mike Tamosaitis February 4, 2009
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