Facebook Syphilis

A chronic cognitive impairment that is contracted chiefly by infection during unprotected use of Facebook. As the Facebook core demographic drifts older and to the right: the toxic memes and viral bullshit on your feed will fry your brain like a Sunday walk through Chernobyl.

Like regular Syphilis, those infected should expect to have their brains turn into swiss cheese.

There is no known cure.

My dad will not stop talking about how 5g can communicate with the COVID vaccine. I think he has Facebook Syphilis.

by TheFattestWeaboo July 26, 2022

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yuppie syphilis

Lyme disease

Yo Dan, what happened to Paul?

Paul got yuppie syphilis.
What?!
Lyme disease.

by Morgellons March 6, 2025

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Syphilherpaids

The special strain of super STI found on people who are doomed never to pass it on.
May lead to:
Spots, bad fake tan coloring to skin,

coldsores, and the carrier becoming extreamly annoying to all in the proximity.

"Damn Max, is that guy Tim extreamly annoying or what?"
"Yeh and he is so spotty, I think he has Syphilherpaids, we better run"

by D Void June 9, 2009

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Syphilpiss

Painfully unrinating through infected genetalia

I have to take a sitting down syphilpiss every time I need a wee, because of my teenage vaginal meandering.

by Masitra May 31, 2015

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siphilization

The widely-STD-infected human race, largely starting in the 1970's with the increased popularity of "free love". Tends to ebb and flow in inverse proportion to the worldwide supply of natural rubber --- the more latex that's available for making condoms, the lower the syphilization, and vice-versa.

I hear that they're gonna be hoarding more of the available rubber for making tires this year, so I expect to see an uptick in the siphilization.

by QuacksO September 22, 2016

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