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Swifting

The act or process of appearing to be shocked and overwhelmed at awards shows.
Kristen Wig and Will Farrell were swifting quite dramatically at the Golden Globes.
by wraina January 15, 2013
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Taylor Swifted

All you hear is your ex's sorrow from your breakup. It's almost like a Taylor Swift song.
Man: "It's been a week since I broke up with her. All I've been seeing are her sad posts on social media."
Friend: "Dude, you just got Taylor Swifted."
by AeroNova March 16, 2017
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Swiflie

If you took a blender and blended retardation, autism, political extremism, depression, hatred, failure, bitterness, and anonymity into a mobile app smoothie then you'll get Swiflie.
Fool: Hey this Swiflie app seems pretty cool, I'm gonna try it
Wise man: Don't! This app has reduced many intelligent proud souls into shells of themselves. This is a dark place where intelligence goes to die.
Fool: Too late you fat white conservatard nigger
by industrial October 31, 2018
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SwiftIRC

SwiftIRC is a IRC network primarily used by runescape players, popularised by being included in the switchswift custom game client.

The network usually has over 10,000 active users at any one time. The channel plays host to a different set of users than normal IRC networks, demographically the users tend to be younger than typical networks due to the runescape link.

Beside runescape, swiftirc is famous for it's mirc scripting community found at #msl, this is partly due to the number of 'mirc bots' available on the network.
<kyle> Hey lets go on swiftirc, I want to use a bot to check my runescape stats.
<kh> okie, wanna use ikick or darwin?
by KHobbits March 24, 2008
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Taylor Swiftin

1. The act of publicly humiliating a guy after he breaks up with you making him ashamed to go out in public
1. OMG I canot belive he dumped you in a 24 second phone call you need to do some serious Taylor Swiftin
by Alanan February 19, 2010
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Swiftian

/adj/ (1) Satirical
(2) Of or pertaining to Jonathan Swift.
(3) Dire, in the manner of Modest Proposal
Today President Bush made another all-to-Swiftian proposal for welfare reform.
by pete mac May 7, 2007
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Taylor Swifting

Verb:
The act of scooting your ass on the floor like a dog. This can sometimes be concurrently preformed while quoting the phrase "Oh Long Johnson, OH LONG JOHNSON!".
Guy 1: What the hell is that guy doing?

Guy 2: He's Faith Hilling, thats so 2000 late.

Guy 1: Right!? Its all about Taylor Swifting now. What a loser.

Guy 2: Hey, you want to go smoke some pot?

Guy 1: Way ahead of you buddy!
by MiamiMan August 26, 2012
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