sweater bunnies

Boobs, breasts, tits, etc.

Did you see that chick? Her sweater bunnies were hopping tonight.

by Jilina September 22, 2005

sweeteva

1.) Any type of strung out, methed up, radius broken, cam whores found on the intertubes. The main way to find a sweeteva is to ask if they "Enjoy giving oral sex", if they reply with " ***Happy holidays!!!Merry X-mas and a very happy New Year!!!***" than you might have an sweeteva.
2.) A person who has had their husband arrested for a drug sting done from their own webcam.
3.) INTERNET INTERNET INTERNET

"You see that meth whore?"
"Oh yeah that sweeteva. Is her radius broken?"

by Elbaumer Swarldson February 22, 2008

sweater puppets

(n.) breasts, specifically large, jiggling, bouncy breasts.

Check out those sweater puppets!

by Mango January 2, 2003

Sweater Muffins

Sweat·er Muf·fins
(pl. n.)

1. Slang for breasts that look good from under a sweater, usually of the perky variety.
2. A very silly synonym for a woman's chest.

"Gina, I see you brought sweater muffins! Going to share them with us?"

by Scaper-X December 14, 2005

sweater hams

large perky well rounded breasts.

ingrid has the nicest set of sweater hams i've seen in a long time

by m.bailey April 28, 2007

sweater stretchers

boobs

look at the sweater stretchers on that lady.

by mister moosecock October 23, 2011

sweater hogans

The term describes a woman's breasts, typically in reference to an especially large pair.

"Sweet feathery Jesus...did you see the size of her sweater hogans??"

by Baji January 2, 2009