Sweater Girl

A rare, sexy girl with double D's that can make an appropriate sweater look skanky.

"Look at Whit. Daaammmmmmmn she's a sweater girl fo sho."

by whitb611 April 8, 2010

the best time to wear a striped sweater

Is all the time

-Spongebob Squarepants

Spongebob Squarepants Singing
*The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time*

by yolomcswaggermuffins November 25, 2014

sweater fetish

An extreme love of guys in sweaters. Not always sexual but sometimes is. Sweaters are exceptionally great when paired with button downs.

That girl has a sweater fetish, that guy in a sweater is so attractive to her, it kinda turns her on a little, I don't think she wants it on him much longer.

by Sweaterfetisher November 27, 2014

Douche Sweater

the end result of a woman's pubic hairs being covered in toilet paper with urine, blood or other substances as a bonding agent.

I was going to go down on Stacy until I saw she was wearing her Douche Sweater

by KatieMcDuh March 21, 2011

scrotum sweater

A thick layer of pubic hair that pertains only to men as its function is keeping the scrotum super toasty.

"Holy hot tamales, look at that guy's pubes!"
"That's a serious scrotum sweater he's got there!"

by hSak March 5, 2016

Homemade sweater vest

When one person plucks out and eats the chest hair of a second person, the first person then releases their bowels onto the chest of person number two creating a homemade sweater vest with the hair filled fecal matter.

Man, you should see the homemade sweater vest my wife gave me last night.

by Lizflint April 13, 2016

Turkey sweater

The moment the males excess ball sack skin folds back behind his own shaft.

Susan, NO, you know those pants give me a turkey sweater.

by DabMauFive November 4, 2017