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I solemnly swear I am up to no good 

Phrase that allows a person to see what is on the Marauder's Map. Told to Harry Potter by Fred and George Weasley
"When you want to open the map, say I solemnly swear I am up to no good; to close it, say mischief managed.

Cloney Swear

The most powerful swear known to man that can only be done between two clones
"Cloney Swear you will never tell anyone this?"
"I Cloney Swear I won't"

I swear to fuck 

A saying that many people use when they are about to beat the living shit out of a annoying friend or some 8-year old cringy kid.
Me: I swear to fuck I am going to beat the shit out of you kid
Kid: I bet you won’t!
Me: *start beating shit out of kid*

truth or dare kiss or swear 

Is an more intense version of truth or dare where you have four options thru truth (answer a question), dare (do a dare), kiss (kiss someone) or swear (this is so that you can or can't do something until the end of the game)
Katy "Jessica, truth or dare kiss or swear?"

Jessica "kiss"
Katy "kiss John"
*Jessica and John kiss*
Jessica "Katy truth or dare kiss or swear?"
Katy "swear"
Jessica "promise not to laugh"
Katy "damn"

Facebook Swear 

(v.) When you promise to all of your friends on facebook that you will do something. (n.) an promise made on social media in an effort to hold yourself accountable.
I facebook swear that I will never watch the news again after the way the media exploited the worst our country has to offer.
Facebook Swear by whocaresaboutNY November 11, 2016

I swear to god 

A word used which means your getting on somebody nerves I would stop it if I was you.
John - *poke* *poke* *poke*
Mary - I swear to god if you don't stop
John- *poke* *poke* *poke*
Mary - *Shoots John* I TOLD YOU TO STOP
I swear to god by Live me dude April 13, 2017