pinky swear

An eternally binding act of hooking pinky fingers together in an attempt to seal the deal of a promise that has been made.

I promise to never do that again!
Do you pinky swear?

by Melia May 4, 2005

I solemnly swear I am up to no good

Phrase that allows a person to see what is on the Marauder's Map. Told to Harry Potter by Fred and George Weasley

"When you want to open the map, say I solemnly swear I am up to no good; to close it, say mischief managed.

by LitTeacher July 6, 2015

Cloney Swear

The most powerful swear known to man that can only be done between two clones

"Cloney Swear you will never tell anyone this?"
"I Cloney Swear I won't"

by Olau Alexa Clone April 14, 2022

I swear to fuck

A saying that many people use when they are about to beat the living shit out of a annoying friend or some 8-year old cringy kid.

Me: I swear to fuck I am going to beat the shit out of you kid
Kid: I bet you won’t!
Me: *start beating shit out of kid*

by BobpieChompers June 26, 2018

truth or dare kiss or swear

Is an more intense version of truth or dare where you have four options thru truth (answer a question), dare (do a dare), kiss (kiss someone) or swear (this is so that you can or can't do something until the end of the game)

Katy "Jessica, truth or dare kiss or swear?"

Jessica "kiss"
Katy "kiss John"
*Jessica and John kiss*
Jessica "Katy truth or dare kiss or swear?"
Katy "swear"
Jessica "promise not to laugh"
Katy "damn"

by DancingCakes August 2, 2019

Facebook Swear

(v.) When you promise to all of your friends on facebook that you will do something. (n.) an promise made on social media in an effort to hold yourself accountable.

I facebook swear that I will never watch the news again after the way the media exploited the worst our country has to offer.

by whocaresaboutNY November 11, 2016

I swear to god

A word used which means your getting on somebody nerves I would stop it if I was you.

John - *poke* *poke* *poke*
Mary - I swear to god if you don't stop
John- *poke* *poke* *poke*
Mary - *Shoots John* I TOLD YOU TO STOP

by Live me dude April 13, 2017