swastika

A symbol which was and still is used my Nazi and Neo Nazi groups. The symbol is commonly mistaken for the sign of peae and prosperity used within the Hindu belife. This is a misconception because where as the shapes may be identical, the Swatika is flipped vertically and rotated 45 degrees.

The Nazi's arm patch portrayed a swatika and eagle.

by yup October 21, 2003

Spastic Pussy

When ones Vagina has become "twitchy" and unable to be inserted by any penis or likewise object due to the "twitchy" pussy causing pain and discomfort.

Example 1 - My spastic pussy means my boyfriend has had to seek intercourse elsewhere.

Example 2 - I have had to go and see a psychiatrist to get my spastic pussy fixed and overcome my mental issues surrounding it.

Example 3- I had some cells removed from my pussy now it's all tight and twitchy like a spastic pussy.

by Nate Eats November 11, 2013

Spaz/Spastic

A unfriendly term to call someone idiotic. The term was derived from spasticity, a muscle problem which involves extreme reflex and weakened muscles.

You're a Spaz/Spastic
You're a Spastic Diplegia sufferer
You're a Retard
That's not cool dude :(

by Rydium July 24, 2010

supermarket spastic

An able bodied driver that is in such a hurry he parks in disabled bays at the supermarket

Jerry was in a hurry to buy his beers so he pulled into the disabled space as a supermarket spastic for the night!

by Brian Butterly August 2, 2006

spasticle

A combination of spastic and spectacle; when one lets a particular genre of music dictate the way they dress, especially when their dress sense is horribly mismatched already. The end result has them walking around in public making themselves look like a complete retard. Goths and Emo Kids are fine examples of spasticles.

I was walking around city centre today, and saw this guy with giant black platform shoes, black baggy pants with black bondage straps, black bomber jacket with bondage straps, chains hanging from his butt and piercings galore all over his face. What a spasticle!

by Druss December 12, 2008

Spastic-Koons

A derogatory term.
Used to address someone (usually but not necessarily of black origin) to infer that they are very very stupid.
Also used as a greeting among some circles.

In English footbal - "How did he miss that header the Spastic-Koon!"
or
"Look at the mess you've made of my car you Spastic-Koons."
or
Bill: He's driving a bit quickly, Dad.
Jim : It's these Spastic-Koons, son, no respect for rules...

by Cool4Cats May 13, 2008

Buddhist Swastika

Of or relating to Buddhism. Found mostly on Asian Mahayana Buddhist Temples and their Statues. If the symbol is found on a food product it means that the food is all Vegetarian, thus causing no harm to animals in the creation of the food product. Thus keeping with Ahimsa, a term meaning to do no harm, a common practice found in Buddhism.

Home-Schooled Christian: Dude what's with the Nazi Ramen?
College Educated Buddhist: Yeah right, and I suppose that Chinese script is German too.

Home-Schooled Christian: I dunno, I can't read either.
College Educated Buddhist: No, X-tard, that's the Buddhist Swastika, it means that no harm was caused to animals in the preparation of this food product.

Home-Schooled Christian: What?
College Educated Buddhist: It's Vegetarian.

Home-Schooled Christian: Well, fuck that, I gotta have meat everyday.
College Educated Buddhist: You are Karmically-dispositioned towards Obesity.

by Black Plowman October 7, 2011