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Swiffertoe

Also called mopsqeeze, a person who follows around someone to use them for financial gain or recreational drugs.
Hey Frank, keep your eyes open cause there is a swiffertoe headed your way.
by pinochio the mud shark January 27, 2022
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Swiffer

When a man edges a woman to the point of her being soaked . The woman then rubs her wet pussy all over the mans naked body .
My girlfriend and I swiffered for hours ; she made such a mess over me .
by Squizz we December 22, 2021
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Swiffer

A Swiffer is a Swiftie (Taylor Swift superfan) who will perform sexual favors in exchange for going to a Taylor Swift concert.
Taylor Swift is coming to town. Let’s go to the Hy-Vee and find a Swiffer to take to the show.
by Don Rumsfeld March 18, 2022
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Swafford

-Use deception to deprive (someone) of money or possessions.

-Deceive or trick (someone).
-Cause (someone) to believe something that is not true, typically in order to gain some personal advantage.
-Act dishonestly or unfairly in order to gain an advantage, especially in a game or examination.
-A cunning or skillful act or scheme intended to deceive or outwit someone.
I was at my buddies house yesterday and I tried to swafford him out of some money.
by I'm M lovin It March 28, 2022
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swfferz

Swfferz (previously 1990s_; goes by swuffers & swufferz as well) is a popular TikToker who has amassed 100k+ followers for posting short (>1 minute) videos related to the history of the monkey species. Their videos of chimpanzees and apes gathering to dance seem to have gained them the most traction.

The admin is assumed to be a gorilla (unsure as they have not verified yet) based on their physical features. The gender is also a mystery as the overall face is very masculine, however, the body is feminine but on the bulkier side.
Person 1: Do you follow swfferz on TikTok?

Person 2: Nah. I'm not a fan of monkeys.
by 54YearOldC0000N April 29, 2022
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Swiffer

Swiffer. A Swiffer Is Someone Who Swats An Entire Persons Family
Im A Professional Swiffer
by Swatfamous February 27, 2023
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smaffer

the thing where the dog bark hurts the adult orphanage. Where the adult orphans r at.
when is the chip shop open?

smaffer
by Mr. Gobbledigook May 23, 2023
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