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Plumbers Swab

When your hard and sit down to go pee. If the tip of your penis grazes the bowl. You performed a Plumbers Swab.
You know you had a Plumbers Swab when the wet cold pale touches the tip of your cocktail. Hopefully you don't find and residue afterwards.
by Greg from The Committee March 2, 2021
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Brown swabbing

The act of sneakingly inserting a cotton bud into your partners anus, then pulling it out and shoving it in their face.

This act was discovered deep within the caves of the Noble hill.
Brown Swabbing

"Check this out! I brown swabbed my missus last night"
by BrownKandy August 22, 2011
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SWAB

Don’t get mad at your SWAB.
by MarkCody January 20, 2024
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swabbing

The sexual act of shoving a Q-tip or any long cylinder up a erectile penis.
guy1: hey tony what did you do last night

guy2: I was swabbing myself all night

guy1: the fuck?
by lesd3w December 20, 2022
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Swab

Please can someone send the homework. Shut the fuck up you swab.
by Spaxems January 30, 2020
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Swab

A person with parental tendencies who does weird shit to mice. Swabs can often be seen talking about their 3 loves: keyboards, Quesadillas, and sedating small animals, especially mice.
A: "Yo dude I just got some pet mice"
B: "Better keep them out of Jeremy's hands he's a total Swab"
by QuestionableOtter July 5, 2020
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Swab gobbler

gobble on these nutz.

it means gobbler but cooler
by swab gobbler September 27, 2022
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