The act of sneakingly inserting a cotton bud into your partners anus, then pulling it out and shoving it in their face.
This act was discovered deep within the caves of the Noble hill.
This act was discovered deep within the caves of the Noble hill.
by BrownKandy August 22, 2011
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A teenagers initial typo of “wanna hang” that baffled adults and now has various meaning from sailor to slut with a boyfriend and probably drugs.
by Aussiemamacuss February 23, 2021
Get the swab a hang mug.the action of taking a cotton swab and gathering a sample of a woman's genital excretions and inserting the swab into the anal cavity of a male or female. The swab must puncture the intestine of the receiver which the receiver will be gooning. after a condom filled with piss of which will be frozen is inserted into the receiver's anal cavity. Inside the anal cavity, the female excretion and the urine will mix and make a piss baby that will shat out and be forced to learn calculus.
My mistress and I partake in some intense pissbuttbaby swabbing from time to time. And I beat my piss butt baby when they don't complete their calculus pisswork.
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Get the pissbuttbaby swabbing mug.1) A term referring to a self-importantjackass.
2) By extension, a person so socially retarded that they've literally collapsed the scope of social skill to the point that they excel at being able to suck the life out of any social situation, but because they are known for being pathetic and bitch over reality, most people pretend to enjoy their company simply to keep them from giving empty suicide speeches in the middle of their parties.
2) By extension, a person so socially retarded that they've literally collapsed the scope of social skill to the point that they excel at being able to suck the life out of any social situation, but because they are known for being pathetic and bitch over reality, most people pretend to enjoy their company simply to keep them from giving empty suicide speeches in the middle of their parties.
Buddy: Who is the fuckhead screwing with my stereo?!?
Guy: Huh? Oh, that's Jane's cousin. Just moved here from like, Alaska and she wanted him to make some new friends.
Buddy: Well if he doesn't stop dicking around with my stuff I'm kicking his ass out.
Guy: Just leave him alone. He spills beer tears like a baby when people bug him.
Buddy: -sigh- Fucking cunt swab.
Guy: Huh? Oh, that's Jane's cousin. Just moved here from like, Alaska and she wanted him to make some new friends.
Buddy: Well if he doesn't stop dicking around with my stuff I'm kicking his ass out.
Guy: Just leave him alone. He spills beer tears like a baby when people bug him.
Buddy: -sigh- Fucking cunt swab.
by Fretboards of Fire June 28, 2010
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