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Settle the Kettle

To calm ones self down. One may be told to 'settle their kettle' when over reacting, getting excited, or being a douche bag.
Girlfriend: "You totally just eye fucked that bitch!!"

Boyfriend: "Set the Ket"

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Ralph: "We're down by three with six seconds left!"

Cornelius: "Dude, Settle the Kettle, its the second quarter."
by Peggy Sterkaloats November 12, 2009
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Semen Shuttle

Rocketed from the scrotum in speeds that break the sound barrier. It gets stuck in hair, ruins bed sheets, whitens teeth, causes lazy eye, and in some cases my force you to pay monthly child support checks.
Last night this girl was giving me a plumbkin so I decided to blast my semen shuttle right into her eye.
by poopieweinerhole March 27, 2010
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subtle touching

A mild or almost undetectable sensory exchange between two people who may or may not be sexually appealing to one another. This can manifest in the form of thighs touching gently while seated next to one another, brief but intense eye contact, or one person leaning over the other to see something.
"We were sitting on the bus together, and there was definitely some subtle touching there."

"See the way he's leaning over her? That's a subtle touch."
by subtle touching September 7, 2014
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shuttlecock

The Bidie played with in the game badminton.,..The greatest pun for T-shirts ever made! and your teacher/ principal cant ban it cuz it refers to a sport!
Suck my shuttlecock!
I love Shuttlecocks
by Hanna Sender May 13, 2005
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Scuttlebuck the Tustard

A colloquial phrase that can be used in various ways deviating from the literal translation, "rape the fart".
I want to see all of you giving it %110 percent! The Mustangs are our biggest rival, you don't need me to remind you of that! And you know Coach Durden plays dirty, so if he sends in the secondary to put pressure on the line I expect you to scuttlebuck the tustards because it's Hammertime, baby! Go Sharks!
by scissorman October 23, 2008
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SKUTTLE

Skuttle(skuh-tull):A premiscuos girl, A female who is a skank and or a slut. One who sleeps with many men to make up for her low self-esteem and eventually drives them away with her obssesive tendencies.
My friend joanne keeps sleeping with every guy she meets,even when they are just using her, shes such a skuttle!
by The Boss Bitch May 5, 2009
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Shuttlecock

The hairstyle of a man who has a bald spot, but still has long hair.
My friend, I know you want to rock, but the shuttlecock does not help. The long hair with the bald spot is like the see-saw shared by the obese man and the anorexic. It is unbalanced my friend, and not a very fun ride.
by Roadside Jesus April 7, 2008
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