To calm ones self down. One may be told to 'settle their kettle' when over reacting, getting excited, or being a douche bag.
Girlfriend: "You totally just eye fucked that bitch!!"
Boyfriend: "Set the Ket"
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Ralph: "We're down by three with six seconds left!"
Cornelius: "Dude, Settle the Kettle, its the second quarter."
Boyfriend: "Set the Ket"
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Ralph: "We're down by three with six seconds left!"
Cornelius: "Dude, Settle the Kettle, its the second quarter."
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Last night this girl was giving me a plumbkin so I decided to blast my semen shuttle right into her eye.
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A mild or almost undetectable sensory exchange between two people who may or may not be sexually appealing to one another. This can manifest in the form of thighs touching gently while seated next to one another, brief but intense eye contact, or one person leaning over the other to see something.
"We were sitting on the bus together, and there was definitely some subtle touching there."
"See the way he's leaning over her? That's a subtle touch."
"See the way he's leaning over her? That's a subtle touch."
by subtle touching September 7, 2014
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by Hanna Sender May 13, 2005
Get the shuttlecock mug.A colloquial phrase that can be used in various ways deviating from the literal translation, "rape the fart".
I want to see all of you giving it %110 percent! The Mustangs are our biggest rival, you don't need me to remind you of that! And you know Coach Durden plays dirty, so if he sends in the secondary to put pressure on the line I expect you to scuttlebuck the tustards because it's Hammertime, baby! Go Sharks!
by scissorman October 23, 2008
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My friend joanne keeps sleeping with every guy she meets,even when they are just using her, shes such a skuttle!
by The Boss Bitch May 5, 2009
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by Roadside Jesus April 7, 2008
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