Night owl on steroids

A night owl on steroids is when you stay awake until midnight or later and even until 3am, 4am, or even 5am without feeling sleepy or tired. It's when you're sleeping until 11am, 12pm, or 1pm. You sleep 8 hours and feel refreshed when you wake up around noon or later. You get energized from 5am and even more later. It's delayed sleep phase disorder. The treatment is Modafinil early in the morning to wake up since you can't turn the rest of society into night owls on steroids or even night owls. Treatment also includes taking 25mg to 50mg Amitriptyline at 10pm So that by the time 11pm comes, you fall asleep.

Tony: I have delayed sleep phase disorder. So by taking Modafinil early in the morning, I can wake up early in the morning and stay awake. Then I fall asleep earlier too. I used to be a night owl on steroids. Now I'm an early bird as long as I take Modafinil early.

by CognitiveFuel September 2, 2023

striderki

Defined by, or characterized by excessive use of javelins.

Guy1: Dude, did you see the Olympics last night?
Guy2: Yeah, seriously, that was some striderki shit.

by Tehpwn July 18, 2004

Steroids Muncher

A person who uses an unnecessary amount of steroids to impress other people.

Friend: Dude... that guys veins look like damn water hoses man...
Me: I know, its cause hes a fucking steroids muncher

by xXTR1GRHAPPYXx November 27, 2013

Toaster Stroodle

A missing of toaster strudel, also used as a religious sacrifice in the religion Stroodlism.

Example 1: Polly: What are you eating? Ernie: I'm eating a toaster Stroodle.

Example 2: Penny: What are you sacrificing to Mother for today's Stroodle Mass? Archibald: A toaster stroodle!

by StroodlerOfMom September 12, 2020

strodum

The act of having diarrhea and throwing up at the same time do to the consumption of moldy, mutant, expired ranch dressing.

Soccer player 1 "Dude, did you see that girl Ashley Strode at soccer practice today?"
Soccer player 2 "Yeah, dude, she pulled a strodum in the middle of the field."

by IpoopALOT September 14, 2011

noodle stroodle

A person with a penis as thin and long as your average Maggi Noodle. Lassooing is very popular aoung these peopl. These people are extreamy hard to find and try to keep the truth about their genetalia covered up.

Zac Mac is the king of the noodle stroodle people

by Bahaa September 1, 2006

Anabolic Steroids

Steroids. People (especially baseball players) take them because they are fat-asses and need muscle fast. See other definitions for more details.

During the ADAA random drug screening, one of your players tested positive for 3 separate types of anabolic steroids and a low grade...beaver tranquilizer.

by D-Miles September 30, 2006