Straddler

Someone who straddles the line between attractive and unattractive. Their attractiveness is often accentuated when there is low light or intoxication involved. They are also notoriously less attractive if sexual relations occurred the night before.

*At late night party*
Boy 1: Woah, Emily looks great tonight. I’m gonna go talk to her.
Boy 2: Bro wait - Emily is a classic straddler. You’ll thank me in the morning.
Boy 1: Ah gotcha. Thanks for the heads up.

by RTKettle August 13, 2018

Stroud

A combination of the words ''Stupid'' and ''Proud''.

Adjective: Stupid and Proud; Unintelligent

Noun: An extremely uneducated and troubled person who born and raised in an environment opposite of that which he claims to be. (ex. grew up in a farming town but pretends they're a gangster). The type of person who plays the mobile game ''Thug Life'' and insists that being a character on there makes them one in real life. Username is probably ''Cheap Noodle'' or something like that.

''I wouldn't be acting so hard, man, you're being kinda stroud''

''maybe if he wasn't so stroud, he wouldn't have a criminal record''

by Stroudly Proudly September 23, 2022

kasey stroud

a slag that has so far up her arse kasey stroud sucks dick

that girls a slag

yes she’s moving like kasey stroud

by bob stroud October 10, 2018

bottom straddle

to sit on a seat backwards with the rail in front of you

also it can mean, while in the nude, sitting on top of a person's naked bum who is lying face down , as if youre sitting on a seat, bum to bum - you will be facing down their legs - its actually quite comfortable!

he was bottom straddled on the chair when someone pushed him on the back making him hit the floor.

by tartan whisky December 15, 2019

Planet Strades

Planet Strades is a planet that was under Gomboolian rule. Once hosting the Gomboolians, Sarboolians, Fauneers & Froliwalkers, Planet Strades was a beautiful and extravagant planet that was home to breathtaking art, incredible history, and a diverse and unique culture. Planet Strades was unfortunately destroyed by Queen Moss of the Gorkon Empire many years ago, and the whole planet was forced to evacuate. Everyone residing on Planet Strades has moved across all corners of the universe, and have brought along with them their art, history, culture, stories, and traditions

“I once ruled Planet Strades. I was the most powerful king they had. And I ruled with a fist of steel. Now, I’ve lost it all. I point my finger and there’s nobody here.”

“Yeah, yeah, dad… I’ve heard this story plenty of times. But is that really why they call you King Nothing…?”

by dvaid710 August 24, 2023

Stroud

A town in the middle of nowhere, where druggies and chavs roam thee streets among an assortment of charity shops. Ecotricity is based there.

1. guy 1: Hey, I'm goin' to Stroud.

guy 2: Why? I went there once. I am not going back there again. Its full of druggies and chavs.

guy 1: erk. mabe not.

by lulsperker January 8, 2012

Straddlers Twat

A muscular condition often experienced by female riders of bikes and horses.

Often experience after a long period of strenuous riding.

If not given time to heal can lead to numbness of the clunge.

If the numbness persists these women often make vigorous lovers.

For the male form of this condition, see "Straddlers Knock"

"Ooh I had a good ride last night, I'm now blighted by the Straddlers Twat ! "

by yeestraddler January 29, 2010