Stretchibitionist

People who go to the gym to show off their bodies and get attention.

The makeup the stretchibitionist insists on wearing doesn't run and she never seems to break a sweat.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Ed Stretches

An exercise program invented by Ed Crankshaft, done by him when played for the Toledo Mudhens. Of course it includes the Mudhen Bend, but it also includes other things. It is performed on a therapy ball and can be done anywhere.

Lena: Ed, I'm all worked up. I''m stiff. This bowling ball feels like lead.

Ed: (starts laughing at her) Well, have no fear, Ed Crankshaft is here. I know how to fix it! Try my Ed Stretches. They'll help.

Lena: Come on, medicine ball therapy. What are you talking about, Edward?

Ed: (looking at her stern) Lena Alice Johnson! Trust me, this always worked for me and it will work for you, too. Just try it.

Lena: Well, if it will help me bowl, sure, I'll try it.

(Ed and Lena start stretching on the ball)

Lena: Wow! You were right. Ed Stretches really work.

Ed: (laughing again) Lena, I told you they would. That's ball's gonna go down that lane like a hot knife through bacon!

by Dusty's Baby Powder April 7, 2011

Scratchie

A scary movie, typically a horror movie. Although the term may be used to refer to scary movies more generally, a "scratchie" refers to a scary movie with a evil character that scratches.

John: I found a movie to watch.

Tim: If it is a scratchie, then I'm out.

by DigityDiggs July 20, 2018

Ho stretch

A stretch performed by women sometimes unknowingly in which they lean back, most of the time with their head facing backwards, and expose their breasts for all males (and some females) to look at. The ho stretch reaches maximum potential (or "wordhotential/word") when the ribs are scratched.

1. would she stop performing the ho stretch already! Im pitchin a massive tent in my pants.
2. Oh man her breasts are so nice, i can tell by that ho stretch she just did.

by noodles April 2, 2003

Cincinnati Stretcher

The following morning after a nice meaty steak, the excessive anal dilation that requires the asshole to expand beyond its normal circumference to give re-birth to the juicy meat child.

This action usually accompanied by an anal hiss or growl, with slight discomfort, immediately followed by complete satisfaction, and a strong desire to nap.

As the beads of sweat ran from Sandy’s brow she let out a slight groan as the Cincinnati stretcher took hold. Her rectum groaned and spat as she splatter painted the porcelain canvas. The 30 minute agony was almost unbearable, but as the sound of the plop met her ears she was immediately submerged into a level 2 inception dream.

by Pineswood January 21, 2011

Screechies

The excrements of waste left around the anus after a thorough expulsion of poop. Sometimes caught in anus hair, Screechies are common to the average male and rarely occur in female anuses. (this is because female humans do not, in fact, poo at all)

"Duuuude my Screechies are just makin my but itch like crazy!"

"Yo, I saw a guy eat his freaking Screechies the other day"

"Man I am sweating so much, that my Screechies are turning to liquid!"

by Dr. Wilma May 2, 2006

Stretch

(n.) A term of incarceration in prison

I was put away for a long stretch.

by JediAndi September 21, 2005