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steaming jack 

First you carve a regular jack-o-lantern. Then you eat a bunch of nasty mexican or chinese food until you need to have some disgusting diarrhea. Do that business in your pumpkin, take everything to the house of someone you don't particularly care for. Light a candle and place it gently on top of your shit. Close the pumpkin up and run away.
Dude I had an asshole professor last semester so on Halloween I left him a steaming jack
steaming jack by smydanl November 1, 2010
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Steaming fudgecicle 

Getting shat on your shaft during anal sex.
When I said I wanted to fuck the shit out of her I really didn't expect my dick to come out looking like a steaming fudgecicle!
Steaming fudgecicle by Lgio April 20, 2013

Screamin' Weenie Slam 

An advanced technique employed during sexual intercourse in which the male participant jumps up and runs screaming around the room before diving back on top of the female and forcefully thrusting his penis into the orifice of his choosing.
"I tried to pull off a screamin' weenie slam once but I got disoriented and missed. Now whenever we start to get frisky the dog runs out of the room."
Deep in thought, contemplating, considering.
Abel: what are you sTEAping about?
Cain: oh nothing...
sTEAping by Justkindahere November 16, 2019

screaming piss 

The act of drinking large quantities of alcohol during the course of a night out.
Have you seen Daragh today?
No, and we won't because he was out on the screaming piss last night.
screaming piss by DonBishop July 22, 2012

streaking 

The art of running naked in public for laughs. Must be completely nude. Shoes, scarves and hats are optional.
streaking streaker streak naked nude
streaking by Skyclad April 25, 2012

screaming, crying, throwing up 

A phrase used to express ones strong emotions, negative or positive, in reaction to something.

OR

Louis tomlinson when Lana del rey won’t let him take her child
Lana del rey: Louis for the last time you can not keep kidnapping my daughter
Louis Tomlinson: SCREAMING, CRYING, THROWING UP *literally*