scorpio

Scorpio is a zodiac sign that runs from October 23rd to November 21st. Scorpios are known to be honest, factual, skeptical, hard working, serious, passionate and not at all prejudice. However, they are among the harshest and angriest of the zodiac signs. Scorpios have the good quality of being open and not judgemental of new people, but once you upset or double cross them, they can be prone to nastiness, controlling behavior, cruelty, extreemity, conservativism and intensity. They are one sign you do not want to piss off. Interestingly enough, Scorpios are the people most likely to denounce stuff like astrology and god, as they are serious and skeptical people

Their likes include:

-Facts
-Loyalty
-Logical truth
-Relaxation
-Meaningful causes

Their dislikes include:

-Lies
-Laziness
-Shallow personalities
-Fantasy

In their love life, they would get along best with Capricorn, who shares a similar hard work ethic, is quiet like the scorpion and is a skeptical one as well.

They would least get along with Gemini in a love relationship, who lacks the perfectionist work ethic of Scorpio, which they would consider boring and strict, especially when the burden is put on them. Their intensity would also scare the Gemini, who is a lot more forgiving and less angry then the scorpion. In almost every way they are almost exact opposites in personalty. Aries and Leo would probaly not make great matches either for the scorpio.

by Mattkeepsitfresh September 23, 2006

Scorp

When a boy name Sir Danny Kirby the III proceeds to make a claw with his hands and progressively and without mercy stab the earlobes of other humans in the surrounding area.

The scorpmaster:SCORP ATTACK Victim: OW MY GODDAMN FUCKIN LOBES

by Sniffle pups June 14, 2011

scorpio

The eighth of the 12 zodiac signs, represented by the scorpion, running from October 24 to November 22.

Scorpio is a water sign.

by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005

starport

The anus of a woman

My girlfriend was quite upset when, instead of giving her a lesson in astronomy, I nailed her in the starport.

by Jiborski April 21, 2003

Scorpihoe

This person is a Scorpio born between October 23 and November 22, but they ooze even more sexual energy then the average Scorpio. Scorpihoes are the most sexual beings! All they think and talk about is sex, how Scorpios are the best sign in bed, and how kinky they are.

Me: I started talking to this Scorpio but they don’t even want to go on a real date, all they talk about is how they want to tie me up in bed.
Friend: Omg you’re talking to a Scorpihoe, you better like getting handcuffed!

by Gayvampire13 May 1, 2019

Rusty Scorpion King

When you have both feet and both arms in 4 different peoples arses with there limbs in other peoples arses as scorpions are arachnids and your head up someones anus with another persons head in your anus this is a rusty scorpion king much like in the film the mummy returns this is a combination of a rusty crab and a rusty centaur.

Not for the faint hearted.
Requires 15 people atleast.

For an all boy scorpion king it is known as a spikey bellied scorpion king as there are male genitials.

Joe:Aw man last night we were gagging for some rust, I suggested a rusty centaur.
Adam:I suggested a rusted crab.
Joe:So after watching the mummy returns we decided that all 15 of us could have some fun thats when Sally came up with the Rusty Scorpion king.
Charlotte:Yeah I wanted to be the main body I can't get enough of that fucking rust.
Evan:I had to sit out cos' there was already 15 people Sally,Adam,Joe,Chris,Rachel,Sam,Ben,Emma,Warren,Jordan,Gaz,Oliver,Hayley,Dave,Jack,Shauna.
Shauna:I had the worst case of liquid rust and lubed everyone up before hand.

by Walbs September 27, 2008

SCORPIONS

Scorpions are the best bands in the world and throughout history.

cause they're Unbreakable!!!

by Unbreakable April 9, 2004