Literal tape with staples in it. Does it make it better? According to the propaganda! (Staple Tape is not available in any stores and must be made by the user. Schools offer the supplies for free if the teachers aren’t looking.)
Person #1: My pants just ripped and scotch tape won’t hold them together. Do you have anything stronger?
Person #2: I’ll make some Staple Tape!
Person #1: Will it hold?
Person #2: Obviously, it’s Staple Tape!
Person #2: I’ll make some Staple Tape!
Person #1: Will it hold?
Person #2: Obviously, it’s Staple Tape!
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Get the Staple Tape mug.When someone hands you a large stack of paperwork to be copied, and doesn't tell you that there's stapled packets within the larger framework of unstapled paperwork, this is crypto-stapling. This, of course, causes the feeder to jam, make all sorts of loud noises, and make you look like a moron.
Damn it! Chuck gave me all these TPS reports, but there was a crypto-staple in there and it jammed the copier!
by Beetle482 April 25, 2008
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Playing and using a Wii Mote without a strap, usually resulting in broken TV setups and resulting in intense feelings of stupidity and shame.
Grandpa was bowling strapless, and broke the TV again.
Grandma was playing strapless and practicing the backhand, when she let go of the wii mote and knocked over grandpas ashes.
Grandma was playing strapless and practicing the backhand, when she let go of the wii mote and knocked over grandpas ashes.
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Get the blythe stapleton mug.When a female shaves her pubes and it grows back a few days later with spikey stubble resembling pine fur.
Me: “How did things go with that girl you took home last night?”
Friend: “Not good man, she had a pine stapler.”
Friend: “Not good man, she had a pine stapler.”
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After Jimmy busted in the poker game, he proceeded to conduct a Reed City Stapler onto his own set of family jewels.
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