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box squatter

A person who gets their mail in some other person's post office box. Usually done because they don't want to pay for their own.
the box squatter's mail moved from box to box as women demanded he pay at least a share of the box rent.
by postal goddess May 15, 2011
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Concert Squatter

When you arrive at your concert seat(s) to find someone already sitting or standing in them. When you tell them that they’re in your seat, they might move a little bit, but don’t really leave. This is usually a person who has already had too many party favors and wants to sing obnoxiously to each song or dance around in your space.
How was the show the other night?

So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.
by Kuchie August 27, 2025
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Stornoway Squatter

When someone who is not entitled to live in the Stornoway residence, the official residence of the leader of the Official Opposition in Canada, because they are no longer the leader of the opposition. This happens when the leader of the party loses their seat in an election (likely due to incompetence and/or indifference towards their constituents), yet the the powers that be allow this unelected politician to continue living in a taxpayer funded household.
The Stornoway Squatter is still occupying the taxpayer funded residence! They must really enjoy living off the backs of other hardworking citizens.
by jennyt72 July 15, 2025
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squatter squad

the coolest squad in the land. so exclusive that there is no point in even trying to join, because they are very picky. They throw the most turnt parties and get too turnt also.
Karen: Who is that group of people over there?
Jen: That's Squatter Squad.
by idgafimanon October 26, 2015
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Turtle Squatter

Someone who squats hard and lets things get under their shell. "Turtle Squatter"

"Turtle Squatting"

someone who squats hard and lets something get under their shell and bothering them long-term.
Noah stop being such a turtle squatter!!!
by gnome dog May 30, 2011
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Twat Squatter

A fetus or unborn baby conceived and carried to term by a female human, that does not biologically belong to the female’s male husband, fiancé, or committed boyfriend.
Hey, you cheated on me and got pregnant. That twat squatter is not mine.
by Vapercise April 30, 2023
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Concert Squatter

A person you find already occupying your seat when you get to the concert . When you tell them that they’re in your seat, they might move a little bit, but don’t really leave. This is usually a person who has already had too many party favors and wants to sing obnoxiously to each song or dance around in your space.
How was the show the other night?

So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.
by Kuchie August 27, 2025
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