jade spade

born in africa and now living in oakland

Jerome is a jade spade

by jig-a-boo January 4, 2012

pube spider

the nasty knot of hair that clings to your hand after you resurface from a deep hard iching of your ass or balls. sometimes this furry little creature is held together by dried shit or cum. they do not make very good pets.

harold: fuckin A man, i just went down to ich my nuts and this pube spider just bit me!

by zimplr December 11, 2013

Deuce Spade

A blue haired boy from the game twisted wonderland. Hes so fucking sweet snd would practically die for his mother. He had bad preteen years because he was a delinquent, but he’s now trying to be an honors student for his mother!!!

Oh my gods I love Deuce Spade so much!

by imreallyfuckinggay November 4, 2022

Crank that spider man

your partner gives u head then b4 you climax pull her head off ur mushroom, cum in your hand, and finally throw it in her face while saying Go web Go

Lisa a. OMG he totally crank that spider man all over me last night!
Lisa d. I kno you still have some on your face

by bhjodrtzdtyfug March 7, 2009

Sri Lankan spider hold

The Sri Lankan spider hold is a finishing move you use to absolutely fuck someone up in a street showing no mercy and absolute precision.

This trick is a highly dangerous manoeuvre used by only idiots

Did you see joel preform that Sri Lankan spider hold he fucked that kid up

by Bigboi647 May 28, 2020

Roman spider dump

(roh-muhn spahy-der duhmp)
1. (noun) An act of questionably sexual behavior involving a pair of male participants (one seated in traditional posture on a toilet with second said participant sitting on the lap of the other participant facing in the opposite direction) and the subsequent act of simultaneous defecation (aka "dumping"). The derivation of the term "spider" refers to the 8 arms/legs and multiple eyes of the collective parties involved. The term "Roman" means absolutely nothing.

2. (verb) The act of performing a Roman spider dump

Hey!! We both have to dump before catching that train..but there is only one toilet!! Maybe we should have a Roman spider dump to save time.

by bonedogg December 12, 2008

Spider Paw

When a person cups the male genitalia with their hand, massaging the genitalia with their fingers mimicking the movements of a spiders legs.

Tina placed her hands down Travis's pants, grabbed his junk giving him some spider paw.

by ROBO113 April 21, 2014