spuffing

'Spuffing', like 'spuff' is a term for a sexual practise involving a trout or other fresh-water fish. at the point of ejaculation the male of the species (pref human), gently places his "fat-end" into the wide open mouth of said trout. when the fish is full of seminal fluid the male of the species then proceeds to cover his partner with the seminal fluids mixed in with fishy innards with a "vinegar strokes" motion, like he was covering his chips with a particulary cheap brand of tomato ketchup.

"sadie was happy to see jim, it had been seven long months since her first spuffing, and she wanted more"

by pabloeldiablo October 15, 2007

Spaffing

Spaffing: womens version of "cumming" and masterbation.

Hannah Spaffed over a picture of John.

"oh yes, i'm spaffing" Hannah says as she climaxed.

by kittykat1984 September 3, 2011

sniffing

1)To violently smell, deeply inhale

2)To snort

Everyone thought Julie was weird when we saw her picking up joeys cat and sniffing it.

"Remember that guy we met on the train yesterday? He sniffed me, like, right after you got off. Weirdo."

"Oh yeah man, we sniffed so many lines last night!"

by Rosemary stogner October 30, 2013

Spaffing

To Spaff - An onomatopoeic word describing the act of shaking up a bottle of champagne and shaking it over one's teammates.

"Michael Shumaker stands upon the Formula One podium, spaffing champagne over his teammates"

by Victoria Ryan October 24, 2008

sprifing

having sexual relations with a large amount of people

"Hey dude u know that chick raven?" "Oh yeah she's totally into sprifing the whole football team.

by meljaqrav January 16, 2011

Spliffington

Slag for a spliff to make one seem more high class than one is.

Oh Jeffery would one like to accompany one for a little spliffington?

by Con_Dom24 December 28, 2020

spiffingbrit

some brit who thinks he can colonize amazons money

Imma bang amazon!
You finna SpiffingBrit who? - black homeless man

by Former CEO of Amazon April 29, 2021