Spooged

When someone offers you a handshake, but instead of returning it with a likewise handshake, you dig your hand deep down into your nut sack, wipe your hand with your nut juice, and quickly wipe it onto his face.

Dam! You just got spooged!

I can't believe I fell for that spooge!

Is that nut juice on your face from a spooge, or are you just happy to see me?

by Rhino Virus April 12, 2011

Spookeez

The song that is in fnf. Also known as the first song that is in the spooky month kids song they sing and do the spooky dance!
IT IS THE SPOOKY MONTH!!

OMG! The spookeez is the hardest song!
Why?
Because it is the spooky month

by NewMysterio June 12, 2021

Spooge Cheese

When one holds Kraft Cheese Powder in one's mouth and a male ejaculates directly into one's mouth thus transforming the powder into yummylicious cheese which can be consumed at one's own discretion.

I should throw some macaroni in with that spooge cheese.

by Nickoliii September 3, 2008

spoogecicle

Cum in -40 degree weather and you will find out.

Mom to Ralphie: Don't make a spoogecicle in the snow, you'll shoot your eye out!

by SexyCaptKirk October 17, 2006

spoogelicious

A woman so sexy that you would eat her pussy after she fucked some other guy.

Holy shit! Shannon's so spoogelicious I want to clean her like a kitten!

by ricktock December 9, 2008

spooge cake

a fraternity hazing ritual, where the freshmen have to do a circle jerk on pastry. The last person to finish has to eat it.

Guy #1: Why's Gary there so pissed about getting into Kappa Alpha?
Guy #2: He couldn't wank in public, so he had to eat the spooge cake.
Guy #1: That sucks.

by frat113 February 12, 2013

Scoogee

alternate word for vagina

Did you see that picture of Lindsay Lohan falling over? You can totally see her scoogee!

by Cheesesock June 2, 2013