shlurmp

when you eat a guys poopy asshole and you spread the shit all over his crack

Guy1: Yo i heard Mike likes to shlurmp todd
Guy2: What a faggot

by butternoot1 October 21, 2017

Hot Sauce Splurgy

When a woman squirts her vaginal fluids into a cup, flavors it with hot sauce, and uses it on fancy desserts.

My girlfriend fed me her Hot Sauce Splurgy pie last night.

by MasterofFUCK August 4, 2010

pop! splurg

Sound a woman's fake breasts make when they explode during take-off in a plane.

"Stewardess,can i have a pillow? *pop! splurg* um,make that a bandaid.....a BIG bandaid."

by Anonymous November 6, 2002

Splurge

The sound one makes while fisting/shafting a person in the arse while that person is in the throes of a huge and violent bowel movement.

"My fist is touching something which feels bigger than King Kongs first dump of the day!"

SPLURGE!

by angrysplurge July 9, 2009

splurt

to say something

splurt and you'll get yourself hurt

by bowdeni June 20, 2004

splurt

To go somewhere/leave. Or used as an insult to someone else.

1)we been here too long, lets splurt. 2)splurt get outta my face

by dee&sam February 25, 2004

splurd

1) n. a pictograph of a frown drawn with two diagonal lines and a curve. 2) n. one of eight pictographs drawn by Jeremy Kayes to represent either an emotion or an individual's personality.

I drew a splurd in my notebook because I think smiley-faces are lame.

by Jeremy Kayes October 1, 2003