Splimpus

A Splimpus is an orgy that is performed by grocery workers, where they take cucumbers and carrots and shove said items up a consenting shopper's asshole, and then add those items to their total cost.

Grocery Worker: That will be $256.74, sir.
Shopper: Damn, I don't have the money, is there another method of payment?
Grocery: No, but me and my buds can give you a Splimpus, if you want.
Shopper: Hell yeah!
Narrator: And then they performed the grandest Splimpus to ever exist. His total cost was now $274.63.

by SkunkMcFuckboy September 28, 2021

slomping

the act of chewing and slobbering

i’m over here slomping on this burger

by nbdyaskdmaya December 17, 2021

Sploops

Sploops: obviously a very random and quite stupid sounding word/name. Coincidentally a Sploops will generally be quite unique random and slightly stupid however, this doesn’t change the fact that they are undeniably funny kind and overall great. To balance out their virtually opposite counterpart Sploopy (find definition) a Sploops is forced to always be the fun one who messes around and is overly annoying but if you find yourself in a situation where you r the the Sploopy I garante you wont mind it one bit. Sploops are 99% of the time gonna be quite short although you won’t want to admit it you’ll find them kinda cute which may be annoying for either you or them or both who knows. While Sploops are undeniably annoying obnoxious etc this can’t take away from the fact that they are one of the best friends you’ll ever have :)

Sploops and Sploopy, can’t have one without the other

by anonymous January 8, 2022

splamptch

A cigarette rolled with marijuana and tobacco.

Let’s roll some splamptches and go on a smokin route.

by Scruffy1234)5;3222 February 13, 2022

Splorp

To look at one's own explore page on Instagram.

I'd spent so long splorping I was late for my lesson.

I'm gonna splorp my insta and see what's new.

by Bignizzle June 15, 2022

Slomp

To Excessively slurp and suck on food out of enjoyment or pleasure

We made Ramen and sushi and Dave totally Slomped on everything
"Yo no need to slomp on your food like that"

by K0alaPanda July 15, 2022

Sploop

When sperm blood and poop mix and make a light pink creamy paste that brother fucking whores fiend for when their high on seamen thay swallow from blowing their boy friends brother

What's that pink stuff all over Courtney's face.
That's sploop from her fucking all her boyfriends brothers it's a mix of sperm blood and poop she can't get enough of it

by Bj from the block July 20, 2022