sploinger

Used instead of that stupid ass word "simp" cause that word sucks

"Hey, do you know Simon Petrikov?"
"Of course, man, Im the number one Simon sploinger!!!"

by Persononurbandictionary69 October 17, 2023

Shloka

She’s that Indian friend that isn’t really Indian. More white than you are. Probably adores Starbucks, Netflix, hot white boys, and the movie White Chicks. Looking for a new Netflix show to watch? No problem! Ask Shloka and she’s probably seen everything already. Even though she may act white, she still is smart like an Indian and will probably act like she isn’t. However, look out men. Shlokas tend to have to complain about needing water when she’s really thirsty or has a dry mouth ;). Trying to get information about someone? Beg Shloka to tell you everything she knows, she won’t resist!

Boy: Ugh, I’m so thirsty. Pass me that water!
Girl: Don’t be a Shloka!

by unanimous kitten January 10, 2018

Splogurt Yogurt

A lunch/dinnertime game played by a pair or group of friends. The foil of a yogurt pot is tapped hard with one finger in turns. The player that bursts the yogurt is obliged to consume it.

"Fancy a game of splogurt yogurt? I've got strawberry here"

"ROFL, Tom just lost at Splogurt twice"

"Splogurt time!"

by Splodger October 26, 2011

Shloke

Hymns of Lord, Verse, Hindu Mantra or verse of praise

Part of sanskrit language
Sanskrit language has different kinds of shloke associated with it

by shaun690 November 23, 2021

splodger

a derogatory term used against Asians when they were captured by Roger, only people of Asian descent may use the term splodger

look at this splodger

by xpectzyy June 26, 2021

Sploder

A person who splodes things.

Jessica is a sploder. She just sploded that bbq sauce!

by Zuestan May 3, 2009

'splode

1. A version of the word explode commonly used in chatrooms, most likely derivitive of the phrase "Your head a splode."

Dude, that just 'sploded!

by Pineapple May 19, 2005