Scloff

Someone who sits/lays around in an extremely lazy fashion. Can be used as a noun or a verb.

We were trying to go to the party, but John was such a scloff and wouldn't get off the couch.

He smoked way too much and ended up scloffing on the bed for the rest of the night.

by The Lima Bean Team June 12, 2011

Sploaf

Another name for a smoking device.
A.K.A Cigarette, Spliff, Joint, Cigar

"Ben, i'm going to roll my self a Tobacco Sploaf"

"Adam, i'm going to roll myself a Sploaf of the Cannabis variety"

"Man, i'm blazed from the marijuana sploaf"

by Cannabosian December 27, 2012

Sloftly

Adj. When you think your friends are crazy, and weird but they are cool at the same time, and you think they are always on drugs.

My sloftly friends are always high on life, even though they don't have one!

by ChildrenAreScary November 14, 2015

Spliffen

To go out with a group of more than three of the boys/girls and smoke multiple joints

wys

Fuck all g Wys

Going spliffen with the boys you coming?

by Dbtb99 November 6, 2019

Spliff Nation

That Dispensary all over the East coast that got that Zaza in DC and NY.

You’re bout to hit up the weedman?
Nah, I’m bout to order the za delivery from Spliff Nation!

by Smokerstoner January 12, 2022

gey shlofn

In Yiddish 'gey shlofn' means go to sleep.

When we were little, Dad used to tell us "Oy vey, it's one in the morning, gey shlofn."

by Simathejewess July 17, 2009

Synthetic Spliff

Having a bong hit and then a cigarette to make it feel like you are having a spliff or joint

John: "we are running a bit low on weed, man. Why don't you have a synthetic spliff

by Wuntur July 7, 2018