Sparty

1) A party consisting of exactly 300 people. Any extra people are kicked out by the party hosts as they yell, "THIS...IS...SPARTA!!!!!!!!!"

2) (true to the word) A party consisting of exactly 300 half-naked men in Spartan outfits. Any extra people are kicked out by the party hosts as they yell, "THIS...IS...SPARTA!!!!!!!!!"

Hey dude, you going to the TCNJ sparty, they got 298 people. If we make it quick, we won't get kicked down the well.

by Cado Solum August 23, 2009

splat tatt

tattoo on the lower back of a female also referred to a tramp stamp

when ashley bent over i saw her splat tatt

by skyler cleary April 7, 2008

Spartan jukebox

Swedish term referring to the act of penetrating ones crush from behind, while wearing a spartan helmet and singing famous songs from the 60’s such as Good Vibrations. At the moment of ejaculation, the man shouts out the simple term: ”THIS IS SPARTA!”.

Friend: Hey man, wanna chill tonight?

You: Nah, bruh. Imma meet up with Greta tonight to perform the Spartan Jukebox

Friend: Habibi, good luck my nibba

by hshsba October 17, 2019

Spartex

Spartex is the ultimate form of masculinity, as are giant tumors!

Bro! That song is solo spartex!🤩

by George+123 April 6, 2022

Spartanburg pour

A comically large glass of wine, often exceeding 8oz

Dan I’ve had a long day, give me a Spartanburg pour.

by Cranberry1890 May 27, 2023

Tubby splat

A fart.

"Did you just tubby splat?.."

by ChickenSquirt October 22, 2013

Tomato Splat

During intercouse (While she's menstruating), you collect all the period blood from your penis and proceed to throw it on her face.

When I tomato splat Rebecca, she low-key loved it.

by TaterMasterbater July 13, 2016