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Speedbagging

To teabag someone at an extremely fast rate,
One would even say, to teabag like a jack rabbit
- OMG, did you see Nick speedbag that guy
- That was faster than teabagging, that was speedbagging
by Castle42 June 14, 2020
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Miller Speedball

(noun) - A beer and a coffee imbibed together - usually immediately after waking.

(Origin: Northern California)
"You want some coffee?"

"Of course. Any beers leftover from last night? I'll take one of those too."

"One Miller Speedball coming up..."
by Jacob Resneck May 22, 2008
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Suburban Speedball

A drug combination used mostly by white, middle-class high school kids who don't know where to find cocaine and heroin, but who have a medicine cabinet full of prescriptions. A suburban speedball is made from combining adderall or ritalin with any of the opioid painkillers, such as vicodin, percoset, codiene, etc.
"Bro, I'm bored, wanna meet up and do some suburban speedballs then ride bikes to the park? My mom just picked up my ADHD meds today and my dad still has some perc 20s from his back surgery. I'm sure he won't miss them, lol!"

"Hellz yeah mane! Party, party, party!"
by OShwagg December 17, 2019
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Sarsons her speedball

the action of spraying the rear of a bitches throat with sticky white love piss
" ere check her out, i could just sarsons her speedball"
by daft cunt June 20, 2003
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speedcock

Most effective in an academic or work situation, speedcock begins when the victim leaves a book or jotter open and leaves it unattended. The objective is to draw as many cocks as possible on the page before the victim returns.
*Scott turns and leaves the classroom*
*Joey turns immediately, opening a random page in his notepad and speedcocking that foo'*
by Jaybhoy July 2, 2008
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Speedbag

Someone who gets their ass beat real bad in a fight, or loses every fight they are in.
1)Galvan, your a fucking speedbag!
2)You want to fight me? Whata joke, I will speedbag you.
by B Roz December 8, 2004
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Speedbag fisting

To repeatedly fist in a matter of seconds.
by Klkll August 8, 2014
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