spankeriffic

When someone sends you a lovely provocative photo.

My girlfriend sent me a "spankeriffic" photo of herself as she was getting out of the shower.

by Bird Dog!! February 11, 2024

money spanker

1) Derogatory British term for a foolish/idiotic/stupid person. Synonym of wanker.
2) A delicious alcoholic drink best described on BrokeAss Gourmet.

You're a fucking wanker, you money spanker!

by trojan_marxist May 4, 2009

yank spanker

(NOUN)
A ballbusting term of endearment from one guy to another that accuses them of yanking their penis to masturbate.

Syn: Masturbator Tosser

"Hey, what's up you fucking yank spanker?"

by crackerlicious December 18, 2009

Pingo-Spanker

Pingo Spanker is the non-formal definition of someone whom, when sees an opportunity, will scream Pingo, and spanks the person in front of them.
Pingo; is slang for ass.

"Oh, That motherfuckin' Pingo-Spanker hit me."
"PINGOOOOOOH" *Slaps ass*

by Dictionaire Exclamaire June 13, 2019

twank spanker

When two white little petite boys, strip each other down too nothing. One bends the other over in doggy style putting ones genitals into other boys anal glands while lightly licking their palm and spanking gooch

Tommy and Mitch engage in sexual encounters when Tommy said “Oh yeah I’m ready you Twank Spanker”
Mitch licks his palm and lighty slaps Tommies gooch which is the space between a man’s asshole and ball sack.

by KidToucher February 25, 2022

oral spinkter

A blowjob from the mouth using the lips

I was with my date last night and the oral spinkter was great! Never cum Soo hard in my life!

by Blue scrotum May 25, 2022

Clanker spanker

Someone who is romantically attracted to clankers or other mechanical things.

I know you like Star Wars, but why do you have to be a clanker spanker?

by SpeedyDrums October 3, 2025