Spanking Biscuits

When you and the boys are golfing and one of them (it could be you) gets a call from their ex-wife discussing child support money and/or custody of the kids.

The boys were hitting the links on a Thursday afternoon when we lost Johny, before realizing he was Spanking Biscuits

by Crag Scalpula April 19, 2025

Twat Spanking

The act of the ball sack smacking the vagina during sex.

Honey, I so horny today. You better prepare yourself for some good twat spanking.

by Yeti78 September 3, 2013

Shank spanking

Male masturbation

Little Dougie was shank spanking to the porn!

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Taco Bell Spanking

Using a Taco Bell quesadilla to profusely spank someone while they have beans in the ass, sour cream on their butt cheeks, and a burrito down their throat.

Ugh, bend me over and give me that Taco Bell spanking baby!!!!!

by Fat Bitch and Big Laurie January 6, 2022

goose spanking

An orifice (typically a vagina) is pummelled repeatedly-almost punched-by a lunging partner’s hand (held in the shape of a beak) from up to 2 feet away.

He got up from the bed and lunged toward his woman while her legs were spread before him, and with his fingertips held together in a beak-like shape, he started Goose Spanking her hole.

by Platinum Punanny July 26, 2016

Briggsy spanking

A variety of spanking indulged in by arty types. The spankee coats his arse with oil paints of many colours and bends over a sculpture of Shakespeare. The spanker then larrups the spankees paint-smeared buttocks with a palette or rolled-up canvas. The gleeful yelpings of the spankees are often recorded and sold in art shops as "Sounds to inspire you".

That fellow with the easel has quite a limp. Aubrey.

Yes. I think you'll find he's been the spankee in some Briggsy spanking.

by Colin Cummerbund September 21, 2006

Eastern Monkey Spanking

The act of slipping your hand inside of her Asscrack and wobbling it all around until she takes a massive shit on your hand.

Jenna: Daddy Eastern Monkey Spank me!
Tom: Hold on Sommer Ray posted a booty pic!
Jenna: Fine all come to you

Tom: Eastern Monkey spank me first!
Jenna: You FAGWAG!
That is eastern Monkey spanking

by Meditation Papi March 14, 2019