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Spaff-Womble

Person, persons or institutions who have become so deeply inbred that putrification has begun not just of the mind but indeed their very soul.

This manifests itself in literal, figurative or metaphorical displays of dimwittedness such as the desire and actualisation of said desire to collect for the purposes of hoarding or recycling, Spaff. This may occur aurally, visually or physically.
Dave: I was reading a definition on Urban Dictionary

and this gimp used the word 'actualise' twice
outside of a corporate environment.

John: What a Spaff-Womble!

Joni realised with her parents due round any minute, to enjoy some of her delicious spaghetti bolognese, she had run out of time to get the parmigiana! Like a dutiful Spaff-Womble, she scoured her abode for any leftover man spaff or if need be quam-tazum (mixed gender combo spaff normally the result of simultaneous ispaffulation.) Having sourced said substance(s) Joni crushed the gusset of old panties infused with the desired substance (resulting from a 'pantie-pull-to-the-side-and-ride' side spill) thus releasing the flaky substitute for the missing Italian ingredient.
by Atari quam-tazum January 1, 2012
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Spaff

He’s a proper spaff
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Gang Spaff

another term for bukkake. When a group of males gather around and spaff in the face of a female.
Last night we gave Becky the most horrific gang spaffing possible.
by Craig S Thomson July 3, 2011
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Spaff

the act of ejaculaction
i tell a lie i did spaff on her tits
by badman April 3, 2003
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Spaff

also known as wordspunk/word, wordjizz/word, wordbaby batter/word, wordcum/word, wordspooge/word or wordman juice/word
if you spaff on my face ONCE MORE, i'm gonna get really angry
by lizie May 1, 2003
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Spaff

To metaphorically ejaculate over something incredibally good, or to be pleased to hear some good news. - or used as a term to physically ejaculate.
I Spaffed on her face/tits/bumhole!
by Slipknot Mike June 18, 2006
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Spaff

He contemplated her visage, as he watched the viscous spaff form a pearl necklace about her pert J's
by Suche December 16, 2002
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