spackletini

A cocktail made from semen, preferably in a martini glass, but any container will do.

I had a beer, and your mom had a spackletini.

by Rhymes With Sock May 10, 2005

Spackle the Uvula

To ejaculate in the mouth.

Wendy didn't want to sleep with Paul on the first date, so instead she let him spackle the uvula.

by Anthony Caporale August 6, 2008

Spackerbracket

Someone who is not of sound body and/or mind and gets taken advantage of by his peers because of it.

"Ha! I just told Gerald to go and punch Chris in the face and he did it! He's such a spackerbracket!"

by Merrill Womach March 18, 2009

Spacklevacuum

(noun, verb): Referring to a party who places their lips on the rectum of a second party and inhales the sediment expounded from the anus as a fart is released.

I've met some damn fine spacklevacuum's, but that Raul can really peel the paint off my anus.

by crooked_sartre June 4, 2017

Sacklered

To be mistreated by an administrator at the Sackler School of Medicine or member of the Sackler Family through an act which may range from ignorance to incompetence to greed to maleficence

Apparently that test is now tomorrow instead of next week; we've been Sacklered!

You can't let them Sackler you, you have to yell back!

by effieyells62 April 21, 2021

spackle

when you hit someone when they are being annoying or rude.

i want to spackle them right now they are being so annoying

by grac May 11, 2021

bowl spackle

When you have either diarraeh or a really messy turd and it leaves several large shit marks on the bowl of the toilet.

I ate some taco bell last night and left some serious bowl spackle.

by Ingyham October 1, 2008