scouser

People from Liverpool who aren't that different from anyone else, except we don't slag off other cities as much as everyone else slags us off.

The myth of scousers as criminals is usually reinforced by right wing toffs and the gutter press, who've never visited Liverpool - probably because we don't tolerate third-hand bigoted remarks from people who can afford a 'good education'.

Merseyside, with Liverpool at its centre, is one of the safest metropolitan areas in the UK according to Home Office statistics. A decline in the number of crimes reported per 100,000 of the population, has made Merseyside the third safest metropolitan area behind Northumbria and South Yorkshire - burglary rates are at their lowest levels for more than twenty years. Which probably explains why Ive heard so many students saying they feel safer in Liverpool than they do back home.

Don't believe the crap written about us.

You don't need anybody to tell you who you are or what you are. You are what you are! - John Lennon

by Neil January 28, 2005

smouse

The pussymaster. Has total control over the pussy.

You see smouse over there? He destroys pussy.

by smouze November 7, 2011

soulercoasting

A fisting party. When two or more gay men fist eachother simultaneously.

"Kevin had his hand in Lance's ass. Then Roderick started fisting Kevin while Josh fisted Roderick. Once Lance lubed up his hand and stuck it in Josh's asshole it became a full-fledged soulercoaster."

by Zero55 September 4, 2005

soulercoasting

When gay guys fist one another. Group fisting.

"His hand is in your ass and my hand is in his ass and your hand is my ass. Woo hoo, we're soulercoasting now!"

by Alicante September 5, 2005

sluser

A combination of the words slut and loser. Can either be used as an insult or a joke.

Lauren: My legs are actually huge

Michelle: Shut up sluser you're so skinny

by BrookeDavisCOB October 7, 2010

souleima

A beautiful girl who is always loud even around strangers, is not afraid of saying her opinion and always does the right thing.She brights up the world and is nice to everyone she meets.It wouldn't be the same without her and she is friends with everyone.She is drop dead gorgeous.

Your so souleima

by Anonymous5394 October 12, 2017

Cosmic Scouser

Someone who wears crystals wrapped with rope as a necklace, from Liverpool. Will definitely ask for a go of your spliff, on Crosby Beach after a swim at 5am with a kale smoothie

He’s that Cosmic Scouser i saw litter picking

by OnSinMissionMc November 11, 2020