shaking the can

the act of male masturbation

Trevor asked his friends to leave the room while shaking the can to a gay porno.

by Kyle Johnny Punani January 1, 2009

blue socking

The act of wearing a condom throughout the day in the off chance of scoring unexpectedly.

“I might score with Susan today, better be blue socking today”
“Good idea”

by Ccofval10 December 24, 2017

Shaking the ketchup bottle

Shaking the ketchup bottle is a euphemism for male masturbation. The metaphor comes from both the vigorous shaking motion applied to a ketchup bottle, and the "splooging" of ketchup when you've shaken it for long enough. Note: If what comes out is actually ketchup coloured, then you should very likely consult a doctor.

BRB - need to shake the ketchup bottle.

I was vigorously shaking the ketchup bottle last night.

I think I spent too long shaking the ketchup bottle - I'd ran out of ketchup by the time I was finished.

Shaking the ketchup bottle is a great way to pass the time.

by orangepony September 15, 2012

shaking like a shitting dog

When u have a bad case of D.T's from too much booze the night before, are nervous or cold

He was in such a bad way he was shaking like a shitting dog

by bezzr77 September 11, 2007

socking

1: Punching or hitting.
2: Hitting a person with a heavy, but pliable object inside a sock, using it like a truncheon.
3: Using a sock as a jerk wad

1: "Whaaa! Ma, George socked me!"
2: "Filling one of his socks with coins, Byron waited for the guard to return in order to sock him before he could sound the alarm."
3: "Julian preferred to use his cotton ones for socking."

by drKarling July 2, 2004

seaking

A pokemon from the famous nintendo game series. Now a meme on 4chan where seaking busts through things and is applauded.

Anonymous posted: Fuck yeah seaking!!

by _anonymous June 24, 2007

solid snaking

using stealth to pursue or interrogat somebody.Also it can mean to be stealth like in order to find something you probably should not be seeing.being stealthy.

"dude,i was solid snaking in my parents bedroom and found a crap-load of christmas presents!

by michael critelli December 22, 2008