A sneaky snowman is a sexual act that requires patience, skill, and a degree of tolerance for the cold. To perform a sneaky snowman, a man first inserts his erect penis into extremely cold water or a bucket of ice. Prolonged exposure can lead to frost-bite so caution must be used. The challenge is also to maintain an erection in spite of the cold. Once the penis has been sufficiently cooled, it should be inserted unexpectedly into a woman's vagina or anus. The unexpectedness of the act , and the accompanying sense of intense cold gives this sexual act its name.
Samantha mentioned to her friend Janet that her boyfriend Jack sneaked up behind her last night while she had just got out of the shower and gave her a sneaky snowman. She also mentioned that she found the experience "shockingly refreshing".
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A sexual act where the man puts his dick in the woman's arse when she has recently done a shit and not wiped. Then when he is about to cum he pulls out and wipes his dick on her top lip, giving the illusion of a Hitler moustache. Then cums all over her face until it is completely white.
Joe: How was last night?
Bobby : it was aite, Susan was a complete slut, she let me make her a nazi snowman!
Joe:You lucky cunt!
Bobby : it was aite, Susan was a complete slut, she let me make her a nazi snowman!
Joe:You lucky cunt!
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When your lady friend places a tophat on her head and an ice cube in her mouth, sucks you off to full release, gargles your spooge with the ice cube to a nice frothy mix, and finishes by spitting it into a festive holiday-themed glass.
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