Snow Plow Driver

The asshole who sits around the corner and waits until you completely clear your driveway and then fills it in with the blade of his plow.

These people don't sleep at night...and they likely play with dolls as a hobby...they don't call em flakes for nothing!

No example necessary - if you live in a climate where there is snow then you KNOW the Snow Plow Driver is EVIL

by Exsalad January 4, 2010

Siberian Snow Plow

A "drink" given to unsuspecting girl. Made as follows:
1. Cum into a large shot glass (works best with multiple loads), let chill.
2. Mix with equal parts vodka and stir ‘till foamy.
3. Give to some dumb bitch and laugh your ass off when she downs it.

If the bitch is really dumb, just mix cum and cold water. Great way to get mild revenge on your stupid ho girlfriend if she won’t swallow!

(If made with vodka and orange juice, drink is known as the Siberian Sunrise).

YOU: hey girlie, want to try a Siberian Snow Plow?
DUMB BITCH: Sure! (gulp). Wow, that was the shit!
YOU:A ha ha ha ha ha

by dr_munch'O'lot December 9, 2006

Cleveland Snowblower

When a male ejaculates on a women's face when tries to blow it off with a fart.

She wanted me to cum on her face, but she wasn't ready for the Cleveland snowblower.

by REA_Jewsh November 5, 2015

Snowblowing

when a girl gives a man head and then keeps the cum in her mouth and makes out with the guy and they exchange the cum with each other.

I LOVE SNOWBLOWING! The tastes is so good after my gf makes out with me.

by Zsa Zsa July 7, 2004

denver snow plow

While having sex doggy style, grab the female's arms and ram her head into the wall.

I had to patch the wall after giving my girl the denver snow plow.

by amysue November 5, 2008

snowblower

When a girl gives a guy head and the guy will cum in her mouth, then the girl holds it in her mouth, then spitting the cum held in her mouth all over the guys face.

Man: SHIT! you just pulled a snowblower all over my face!

by Jake Becker December 24, 2005

Mississippi snowblower

When you and your male lover 69 during a blizzard. The goal is to keep your partners dick from getting snow on it.

Ryan: I was at the hospital.
Mike: Why?
Ryan: I got frostbite on my dick while attempting the mississippi snowblower.

by Mikemikemikemike1117 June 1, 2016