The act, intentionally or not, of withholding sexual release and causing sexual frustration and/or the condition known as "blue balls."
"When she put us on a break for a month to figure things out it meant no sex. It was like my balls were put in a smurf cooler."
"Girl stated going down on me but then she got bored and put me in the smurf cooler."
"Girl stated going down on me but then she got bored and put me in the smurf cooler."
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Get the smurcle jerk mug.So .... you'd have to be in doggy style for this particular move.... 🐶 now... timing here is essential, somewhere within easy reach of you is a blueberry pie (Q. Can it be other flavoured pies) (A. NO!) .... when your really in the rhythm and it's all going smooth you grab the pie, pull out, smash into her anus which in turn will force her to rear her head upwards .... now you have to act fast..... get the pie in front of her... grab her by the back of the head and smash her downwards face first into the pie! Thus completing your smurf berry smash!
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by Slurlgirl January 29, 2023
Get the Slurl mug.A Mexican that is short, generally under 5' 2", and does not qualify to be called midget or dwarf.
A Mexican that looks like a smurf!
A Mexican that looks like a smurf!
by Trencitas January 26, 2011
Get the Mexi-Smurf mug.Chuck Shurley is an author who wrote the low selling Supernatural book series, which he writes under the pen name Carver Edlund. The contents of the books are actually Sam and Dean's lives, the details of which come to him in his dreams. Chuck continued to write even though the books were no longer being published. Unbeknownst to him, the inspiration of the books is divine - as he is a prophet of God.1 Chuck says he started writing because of a childhood crush on Nancy McKeon, the actress who played Jo on the TV show The Facts of Life. Chuck thinks he must have sent her 40-50 letters, but she never wrote back.
Character on hit CW show 'Supernatural' portrayed by Rob Benedict
When Castiel attempts to interfere with prophecy, he is found and killed by the archangel Raphael while in Chuck's presence, who is Chuck's protector. The ensuing confrontation left Chuck's home in ruins. After he finishes his last piece of writing he mysteriously vanishes, suggesting that he may in fact be God. After Amara's return, Chuck returns to reveal to Metatron that he is in fact God in human disguise. After Metatron convinces Chuck to help, Chuck reveals himself to the Winchesters and begins aiding them in their efforts against his sister.
Character on hit CW show 'Supernatural' portrayed by Rob Benedict
When Castiel attempts to interfere with prophecy, he is found and killed by the archangel Raphael while in Chuck's presence, who is Chuck's protector. The ensuing confrontation left Chuck's home in ruins. After he finishes his last piece of writing he mysteriously vanishes, suggesting that he may in fact be God. After Amara's return, Chuck returns to reveal to Metatron that he is in fact God in human disguise. After Metatron convinces Chuck to help, Chuck reveals himself to the Winchesters and begins aiding them in their efforts against his sister.
Chuck Shurley, he wrote those weird books, right?
Chuck: "Well, there's only one explanation. Obviously I'm a god... I'm definitely a god. A cruel, cruel, capricious god."
Chuck: "Well, there's only one explanation. Obviously I'm a god... I'm definitely a god. A cruel, cruel, capricious god."
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