skolice

(n). A typical Minnesota Vikings fan. Characterized by the inability to wear anything but a purple hat. Members of the skolice have a tendency to hate on every player, until they make a big play, then proceed to shit all over them again (e.g. Tarvaris Jackson). Commonly seen yelling at Green Bay, and by their catchphrase "SKOL!" Uneducated, biased, and drunk, they give us normal Minnesotan sports fans a bad rep.

Can be compared to the less extreme Philadelphia Eagles fan.

Man #1: AWWWW MAN FUCK TARVARIS JACKSON, HE'S SO BAD, I DON'T CARE THAT HE THREW 3 TDS, THAT PICK MAN, THAT PICK

Normal Minnesotan: -walks by- Fuck you, and fuck the rest of the uneducated skolice.

by chaotik December 16, 2010

sholiz

sure is.

man it sholiz hot out this bitch.

by Scott October 17, 2003

samolians

Samolians - money - fee - payment for work done

"No, an initial design & i'll try & get sometime with him regarding the samolians..."

by zane3021 April 24, 2008

smiling with your eyes

when you are smiling with your eyes you are really mothafuckin high, you can't open them all the way. This resembles what one miz Tyra Banks would refer to as, "smiling with your eyes" in pictures if you're a model, like she is...

girl : omg, you look so high, your eyes are squinty!
boy : no, I'm just "smiling with my eyes."
girl : oh duh, I love you when you're smiling with your eyes!

by BooYaJared November 3, 2008

smoist

adj., contraction; somewhat moist, super moist, startlingly moist, sickeningly moist

1. These muffins are the smoistest I've ever eaten.
2. Easy killer, you're making me smoist.

by HipCzeck May 1, 2011

smolinski

the most hottest and sexiest people have that last name. They are the most perfect people you will ever meet. If you ever meet a Smolinski you should ask them to marry you straight away as you will be happy for the rest of you mother fucking ugly life.

Smolinski's are perfect and are amazing in every way. If you don't have this last name you deserve to die.

They have great hair, eyes and personality.

You will never hate a smolinski because they are sexy and the best people alive.

person 1 - I met the hottest and sexiest person last night
person 2 - I bet they were a smolinski

person 1 - how did you know bro-
person 2 - because they are the hottest and sexiest people alive

by smolinski June 20, 2021

Smiling Jackson

The way your dick looks like it's smiling after a great blow job.

Dude! After last night I'll surprised if my Smiling Jackson doesn't last all day!

by Mr. Moogles July 23, 2009