Smoked

Just clearing a height in high jump, leaving the bar wobbling.

joel mason smoked that 2.46m

by JimmyPageLovesBlonkers October 12, 2009

On smoke

Not involved in crime activites.

That don aint on smoke bro

by Glizzenin22 August 24, 2019

Smoke

Exaggerating and telling lies. See definition of "bullshittin".

Kevin: Mo said that bad boujee at the club last night gave him the wop out in the car for a minute.

Me: Man he was next to me at the bar all night, he straight smoke.

by Hammer6D9 August 03, 2017

Smoke

The ting that many druggies die from.

Last night I saw a druggie shoving a fag up his ass and them having a stroke.

Smoke

by Luke99998iuyyu8 September 18, 2020

smoked

To be extremly unatractive

"why don't you ask her out"
"nah she's Smoked"

by A2Ln October 08, 2009

smoked

Synonym of "owned" or "nigged" often used by a certain Dartmouth douche (also a member of Team Eye Candy), traditionally said in a high voice, leading observers to question said douche's supposed heterosexuality.

Oasis Fanatic: Who sings this song (Bittersweet Symphony)?
Douche: Umm...are you serious? OASIS! OHHHHH! SMOKED!
Bystander: No, you cunt, it's The Verve.
Douche: Oh.
Oasis Fanatic: You can go ahead and sit down cunt.

by Your Favourite Worst Nightmare December 29, 2007

Smoke

one who pwns
the act of pwning
smoke-d: one who is pwn3d
(see also: Ian Alexander: one who is pwn3d)

see also: drunk Mike (pwnmaster)

When playing Halo Ian and Johan often get smoked.

by Mike Bowden March 30, 2004