smashing the D

Copping heaps of dick

Karen’s favourite hobby is smashing the D

by J Cargo January 12, 2023

smashing wagons

when multiple people's behinds collide in a sexual way

i walked in the room, and there were two dudes, just smashing wagons.

by MarioSpinsters69 March 17, 2023

smashing buns

when your dickin' a girl down super good and ruff from the back. As your pounding it... look down and you will see her butt cheeks being smashed as you ram her with some more king dick. You can only use this word if indeed you do have the king dick aka big cock.

-Yo man did you bang out Ashley?
- Oh ya!... i was smashing buns with her all night long doggy dog.

-dude I'm gonna smash buns with your girl friend.
-Shut the fuck up you lil' dick pussy face. Your girl friend and your mom both said you have a lil' penis after i got done smashing buns with them.

by tony dickwood! July 10, 2009

Smashing Blumpkin

After receiving a Blumpkin (fellatio while defecating on the toilet), proceeding to place the lucky lady's head on the seat and smashing the lid on her.

I had the worst blumpkin ever. She didn't even swallow the goop. I had to make it a smashing blumpkin to remind her to take her protein next time.

by Tim Branberries January 31, 2008

Smashing Pumpkins tattoo

The unfortunate result of thinking the 90's had more staying power than they actually did.

Also: An ingenious ruse to keep people from knowing you make Hunter money.

"Are you serious, that guy makes Hunter money? But he has a fucking Smashing Pumpkins tattoo."

by Bodhi!! November 30, 2011

Smashing Pumpkins

When two homo sexual males are fucking doggy style and their balls repeatedly smack each other.

Gay guy 1: Last night when you fucked my ass and we were smashing pumpkins it felt so good.

Gay guy 2: Yea my balls are sore too.

by Dr. Definitions February 23, 2011

smashing fat chicks

Smashing Fat Chicks: to smash a chick of at least double the male counterpart's weight (obviously, more is preferable). The skankier, the smellier, the hairier the trick, the better. Also, must be willing to roll out on a moment's notice.

Smashing Fat Chicks: "Trick, you better be willing to let me smash your skank-ass-hairy-smelly-trick-bitch booty before we roll out to do some ass-to-mouth while I drive your bitch-ass to the salon so you can trick up your fat 'do."

by hookedonfonics January 14, 2010