Vanilla Slurpy

Noun. The jiz prize given to a woman to reward her for a good hummer.

"Hey honey, want a Vanilla Slurpy?"
"Okay, I guess it IS hummer week."

by Happy Diver September 14, 2011

Slurpy

A horrible human being 😕

guys slurpy is being a bitch again

by Sl3rp December 14, 2021

fun time slurpy chug

Its an inside joke

You won't get it

yo mum a fun time slurpy chug

by Oxford143 November 16, 2018

Pussy slurpy

Pussy slurpy Soaking your girlfriends underwear and workout pants in milk after a working out Then squeeze it out

I drank a pussy slurpy from my girlfiend today

by Opendoor1 August 29, 2022

Alabama Slurpie

When a man shits inside a woman's Vag and proceeds to have coitus with her and then goes down on her after to clean her out.

I gave some chick an Alabama Slurpie last night worse mistake of my life.

by SunnySwizZz June 11, 2022

Slurpy Bumhole

When ur dad puts it inside u without consent and u have to use a plunger to free urself from the anal pain

Omg dad that really hurt , now I’m gonna have to do a slurpy bumhole

by Hazzarooney June 19, 2021

Derpy Slurpy

When you are receiving oral pleasure from someone with a severe mental disability.

"Yo Dude! You know Sarah from the sped class? She gave me the craziest derpy slurpy!"

by DerpySlurpyEnjoyer December 27, 2024