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Dump Slump

A frustrating period of time where you are having either lasting constipation or are just all around not satisfied with the size. Especially when you can feel it coming but just can't seem to follow through. (Lasts from 2-5 days)
(Dale): After that chef boyardi chugging contest, I have been in the biggest Dump Slump
(Keith): Wah Wah Wahhhhhh
by CaptainHuge April 17, 2009
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Seven Month Slump

The seven month slump is a period in a relationship when a couple has been dating for seven months, the couple seem to be more on edge and uncomfortable with each other during this month. Usually causing fights, conflict and creating problems that simply aren't there. If a couple is able to make it through the seven month slump then they usually show great potential.
During the Seven Month Slump you may feel, disloyalty, distrust, poor judgement and such.
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slump

(noun) - a period of time (usu. months) you have gone (unwillfully) without sex
i'm in such a slump, i haven't gotten any in like 4 months :(
by shader March 10, 2003
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slumper

a beat that slaps hella hard, a dope ass song u can gig to.
ey knock a slumper so we can get to giggin yadidimean?!?!
by bigpermz July 3, 2005
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slump cheek

To have sex; when you fuck a bitch well and her ass cheeks slump on your lap making the clapping sound.
Damn joe. You see da ass on that bitch? Yeah i'd slump cheek.
by dc mackin November 1, 2009
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slumpbuster

When a professional athlete finds the dirtiest, nastiest, fattest, most disease-ridden skank and puts the wood to her with the intent that it will break up a slump.
A rod picked up a slumbuster at the bar last night.
by Womanizer August 31, 2003
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Slumpkin

The natural evolution of the blumpkin. This entails having sex while taking a shit.
Alex- Last night I was with Elizabeth, and I had to take a shit.
Collin- So what did you do?
Alex- I suggested a blumpkin.
Sean- And....
Alex- She didn't want to give me head.
Collin- So....
Alex- I got a slumpkin.
Sean and Collin- YOU DOG!
by D.S.C. May 11, 2010
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