tuna sleuth

1) A cat who runs into the kitchen at the sound of a tuna can being opened.

2) A man or woman on a stealthy quest for pussy.

That dude's a real tuna sleuth... he's definitely gonna get some pussy tonight.

by Creepus October 3, 2010

Sheft

to be stabbed used with words such as: splashed wetted chinged ching

boy1 : you know eman got sheft last week
boy2 : oh shit dats peak

by Bjekdjnflsfjsl June 3, 2018

slef

1.Gettin totally drunk off of Dewskies...a k a Mountain Dew
2.a clean form of drunk.

Me and Brooke are gettin slef'd hardcore tonight! YeaHeaH!

by D n B March 29, 2005

shefti kooshty

This was a word made up by dandy. It came from the football player Shefti Kuqi, but he said 'kooshty' instead of Kuqi. It quickly caught on. It means 'ok', 'cheers' or 'good'.

joe "i have bought you a new t-shirt"
dandy "shefti kooshty"

by will7 July 20, 2006

slofty

Sloft Definitions: 1) "The 5am brain that is trying to be profound, but makes funny typo's." 2) slow slothful and soft. 3) see youtube videos of baby infant sloths.

I.E. SLOFTED: "The sinking feeling you get when you wake up in an ice bath in Mexico, missing a kidney."

(alternative uses Slofty, Slofted)

Better to be slofthearted and hardheaded than hardhearted and softheaded.

"I NEED A DOCTOR FOR I HAVE BEEN SLOFTED!!"

Enjoy your slofty Sunday morning.

Sloft hearted and hardheaded.

by The slofty Miss O. July 28, 2011

Sleuth slut

This girl is in your class, she is probably smart and may or may not wear glasses. Her personality is quiet and intellectual. Do not be fooled she is a Sleuth Slut here are some hints that she is a dirty girl incognito.
1. Does she laugh along with dirty jokes?
2. Does she constantly clear her texts and internet history?
3. Does she wear clothes that though they cover her buttocks and boobtocks seem sexy?
4. Has she ever come back to class with her makeup fucked up and her hair a mess
5. Do a lot of guys or possibly girls get awkward when you talk about her?
Then you may be in the presence of a sleuth slut. Society has created these girls through years of slut shaming. They hide who they truly are to avoid getting burned or worse yet shaded. Tell these girls its alright to cum out of their shells and be open and honest about their slootyness.

She is such a sleuth slut who could she possibly be sexting?

by beautyinthedark October 27, 2014

Slexting

Directly translated as sleep texting, but used to describe texting while in a drowsy state

Tom Brady broke his cell phone because he was slexting scandalous photos to his girlfriend.

by cja25 September 9, 2015