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Singles

Noun. One dollar bills. Never used in the singular form. Can also refer to coins or gambling chips with a one dollar denomination.
A five dollar bill and three singles equals $8.
by ProfessorProcrastinate July 24, 2022
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Singish

A singular sentence in English, grammatically correct with punctuation.
Bro can't even say a singish. đź’€
by ItsMeGoro November 6, 2022
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Singles Awareness Day

An alternate name for Valentine's Day (February 14), more commonly used by the unlucky ones who don't have someone to love because they don't love them back.

On this day, there are no hugs.
No kisses.
No cuddles.
No hand-holding.
No cooing.
No laying in another's lap.
No head pats/scratches.
No butterflies in your stomach.
No buying items to be taken for granted and then forgotten about.
No person cares about your feelings, your current mood, or your problems.
No person who will help resolve issues in a conducive way, showing that they care for you and not doing this in return for a favor of some kind.
No sex.

Amongst the unlucky (variable from person to person), there are cases of increased depression, especially as it nears the 14th.
Friend: "Yo, it's about to be February! You know what that means...Valentine's Day!"
Me: "Yeah, you mean 'Singles Awareness Day? Valentine's Day is just a joke."
Friend: "Lighten up, man, you'll find someone!"
Me: "Unlikely; my depression knows no limits besides the calendar."
by demonrobot December 11, 2022
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Singles Cult!

Singles cult is a cult on discord that's filled with either completely stable, or absolutely insane anklebiters.
Do you wanna join Singles cult!?
by BASSWORLDBILLIONARE October 29, 2023
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Singles’ Monday

1st Monday after Valentines day, was invented by Dania Restaurant in Romania to celebrate and reward single people
Damn that Singles’ Monday offer at Dania filled me up today
by monkeyboonoo February 16, 2025
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Singles Pickleball

The better version of Pickleball. Legend has it every Singles Pickleball player is the most attractive, generous, kind and amazing person in the world. Not to fancy like Tennis. Not to lazy like Doubles Pickleball. If you are here play Singles Pickleball. What are you doing?
Tennis player cries because there sport is dying

Doubles Pickleball player cries because they doubled there weight in 2 hours

Singles Pickleball Player cries because they signed to much autographs today
by Shawarma muncher July 5, 2025
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Kraft singles American cheese

Kraft American cheese singles great to make grilled cheeses with.
Recipe: take two slices of bread
Take two slices of Kraft singles American cheese, put the cheese on the bread, heat up on a stove with butter on each side of the bread, heat up til cheese is melted.
by Señorita.Estrellita August 28, 2018
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