it's simple: kill the batman

the solution to all of life's problems.

Person 1: "How do I get girls to like me?"
Person 2: "it's simple: kill the batman."

by Inco33 October 18, 2008

simple dimplee poo

A person who owns a cell phone but uses it as a hammer.

That simple dimplee poo ruined her cell phone.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

dead simple

So easily done that even a complete idiot could figure it out.

Creating that report was dead simple.

by Jen-"Niffer" April 27, 2006

Simple Lampoon

Making someone look silly with a beautifully simple act of mischievousness.

Originally from the UK TV series Peep Show

Mark: You know Kerry, cancer Kerry, I need to find out, for a friend, the name of that Chinese doctor she was raving about, do you remember?

Jez: Sure. It was Doctor Ying Fu Yip... Wang Shong... Pang Fang Wang... Dang Dong Ning Po Ku.

Mark: Oh right. I see. I get it. You were lampooning me. It was a simple lampoon.

by Simple Lampoon March 5, 2013

simple but effective

A term used by Harry styles when Louis Tomlinson answered the question how would you ask a girl to marry you? with will you marry me

Int- how would you ask a girl to marry you?

Louis- Will you marry me?

Harry- simple but effective

by Larry28_Stylinson April 9, 2021

simple soup

A consolidation of utter basicness. Can refer to a gathering of basic bitches or boring-ass situations

If you are in an environment with more than one basic person, you might find yourself in a simple soup

by yousassinme February 26, 2015

Simple Dick

No relations, no connections, no feelings.

Simply dick.

Jane was really stressed, but doesn't want a man. So she got some simple dick.

Hey yo gurl, you want some of dat simple dick.

by stoned manatee May 29, 2014