Simpchronicity

When worldly or life events seem to align with the episode of the Simpsons you're watching.

I was watching a Simpsons re-run last night and Bart wrote 'No one wants to hear about my sciatica' on the chalkboard in the opening. So weird, I was just diagnosed! Such Simpchronicity.

by Goldenrodzen May 11, 2016

simrick

If you know a Simrick chances are she’s so vegan and absolutely HATES chicken. She has immense skills when it comes to TikTok dances and is so funny-especially when it comes to memes. Simrick’s hate their history teachers that don’t let them sit next to their friends. A Simrick is a great friend, so if you know one get that vegan friendship.

Person 1: I’m vegan now!!
Person 2: why I thought you loved meat?
Person 1: Simrick just taught me the benefits of veganism

Simrick: hehehe

by Sherlockw January 22, 2020

Simpact

An E-boy of peculiar origin, his native habitat is of the offshore. He loves feeling the pain of his skull getting pulverized by his caring friends. During long nights he likes to drink and listen to sad music while totally not talking to an Egirl. As he is known for Simping after a new one every 2 weeks and telling his friends he's not simping at all. If he can't be found he is either in VRChat or any game really, being bullied by the Offshore team, He is not responsible enough to be left alone for too long. When partying with friends he is NOT allowed to play any type of drinking game or be alone with any girl of any sort.

Isaiah: Hey! wanna play this game with me later?
Elliot: No, i don't like that game at all.

E-girl: Hey daddy, want to play this (same) game with me? uwu
Elliot: Yeah! let me get some of my friends to play with us, i love that game!

Isaiah: Wow, you're a real Simpact.

by Uh Oh I made a oopsie February 21, 2020

Simpism

When all you do is simp. When you make fun of yourself of being single but at the same time stuck on simpin for that one person at like 1:45 am blastin the simp playlist you made.

“Oh you simpin again?” “Yea simpism be hittin hard lately”

by @fakeabg March 7, 2020

Simpism

The Religion in which Simpson reside in. They often join to get Egirls but kill each other in the process.

Simpist 1: takes out Money to give Egirl
Simpist 2: Takes out shotgun bought from Walmart

Simpist 3: takes out Target schedule “you will never leave”

Getdunkedon154: Takes out Minecraft sword
Simpism

by Why are looking at this March 11, 2020

Simpiotic Relationship

When a simp and a streamer have a mutually beneficial relationship

"I gave pokimane 10 tier 3 subs and she said my name twice!
"Sounds like a simpiotic relationship to me bro."

by SoSoSpartan June 13, 2020

simpingoverrchuuya

Some random tiktoker 😩 😡🤨💀😢💀🤮💀🔓 were mutuals btw

Person 1: hey do you know simpingoverrchuuya?
Person 2: yes they're amazing!

by Ganstergastin0 March 20, 2021