Simple Simon

Hallucinogenic mushrooms

I'm looking to score some Simple Simon tonight. I want to get good and silly!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 21, 2021

Simon Hanslow Novel

A mythical unpublished work that is poorly written and full of preposterous ideas and subplots, all characters in such pulp fiction are based on actual people who the author wishes to control like some sick kid playing with dolls.

"This is like something straight from the pages of a Simon Hanslow Novel."

"This has more plot holes and mistakes than a Simon Hanslow Novel!"

"Have you seen Jenny's diary? It's like a Simon Hanslow Novel!"

by Peter Fisher November 25, 2003

simoni

Cool but very controlling she is a really nice friend and makes you feel happy

Simoni you are a really good friend

by lol me 😂👌😜💥 January 15, 2017

Simonist

Currently sparking massive online debate is the image (in accordance with rule 34) of Alvin, Theodore, and Simon receiving head. The question poses who receives the best head, which shouldn’t even be a question because it is clearly Simon. Being a nerd doesn’t make him a Virgin, in fact, he’s tall, handsome, and smart. He knows the ins and outs of every sexual position. Simon, with his legs in the air, can barely withhold the head is he receiving. He is also the chipmunk who gives the best dick. The term “Simonists” has now become synonymous with “intellectual” or “200 IQ+” individuals.

I’m proud to be a simonist!

Simonists are the only ones with brains!

Disregard that Alvinist, fellow Simonist, he’s a Cumbrain.

by NotBrainless September 20, 2019

Simonize my sideburns I'm Smelted!

When things totally go wrong for you. Screwed over; a bad time is coming.

Oscar: You just lost the game for us dude!
Jason: Simonize my Sideburns I'm Smelted!

by Butt-Face Magee August 22, 2018

Simon balle school

Simon balle school is located in Hertford Hertfordshire uk everyone that goes to the school thinks they are the best and over every other school in the area just because they have iPads and have more money, they also have two different colour jumpers for the different key stages but they don’t particularly care about the 6th form, the teachers don’t really care if you turn up or not and it’s very easy to sneak out. The toilet are known for being rank and they always reek and smell worse than dead fish.

Persons 1: oh look there’s someone that goes to Simon balle school
Person 2: *cringes* he’s so privileged with his iPad

by Kawii ranger girls May 7, 2019

The simon

When a guy grinds on 4 girls in a line at a dance

Aaron: Do you see him?
John: yeah he's grinding 4 girls at the same time!
Aaron: He's doing a the simon!

by dunton September 12, 2011