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sleeping

a mystical kind of magic which sends u to an alternate plane of existence in which the magical gremlins give u pro plus
i was sleeping when i heard a large crash
by jess543 November 1, 2005
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sleeping together

Jessica: So, are you sleeping together?
Angela: Yeah... But keep it quiet, I don't want everyone to know that I'm having sex with Jack
by thegirlintheflowertattoo July 26, 2012
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awaken a sleeping giant

(v.) to prompt a powerful force of unknown destuctive capabilities into action.
Hitler awakened a sleeping giant by declaring war on the USSR.


Japan awakened a sleeping giant by bombing Pearl Harbor.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
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Sleeing

The art of sex on a slip in slide.

Sleeeing=3way on a slip and slide

add an "e" for every person involved
by Jazzberries July 9, 2009
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Slippery sleeping bag

Where you use a whale's penis as a sleeping bag.
JD said: "I think I'm going to go for a sleep in my slippery sleeping bag."

He climbed up through the whales japseye and used its penis as a slippery sleeping bag.
by JFromH May 15, 2009
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sleeping dragon

While a person is asleep, you ejaculate into their nose.
Yo, I gave my roomate a sleeping dragon last night. It was hilarious.
by nm February 6, 2004
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Long John Silvering

When engaging in the act of sexual intercourse from behind whilst wearing an eye patch and parrot on the shoulder (with a cutlass also). Extra point are awarded for shouting "Arr!" and "I found yer treasure me harty!" upon climaxing.
Hey guys, I've got a video of James Long John Silvering this chick with his eye patch and everything"
by J KnuXXX February 24, 2006
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