redneck savings account

The intentional act of having too much income tax witheld from your pay, in order to get a big fat refund check at filing time.

Done by stupid people who don't realize they're giving the government an interest free loan all year.

Billy Bob: Got mah tax refund today - six hunnert some bucks!

Melissa: Ahhhh, you cashed in your redneck savings account.

Billy Bob: Huhhh?

by OldFart77 April 24, 2007

shingleberries

The aggregate particles composing the top layer of fiberglass/asphalt shingles used for pitched roofing, which eventually detach and end up in the rain gutters.

When I cleaned out my rain gutters last weekend they were were full of wet leaves and shingleberries. It was a mess!

by James Cox December 10, 2006

shaving the hole

when a man shaves the area arround his anal so that he does not have a dingle berry problem

ben gibbs was caught shaving the hole. he said he did not know it was bleeding and that it was worth it

by BennyGibbs January 14, 2007

shmingle

slang - A person who is single but is on the lookout for a new boyfriend/girlfriend by mingling.

Person 1: "so are you in a relationship?"
Person 2: "nope, i'm shmingle"

by T & T February 14, 2007

shaving the rabbits back

to shave the underside of a penis

John: Yo Bro, what did you do last night?
Steve: I shaved the rabbits back
John: what the fuck is shaving the rabbits back?
Steve: after no shave november I though it was time for a haircut for the poontang I'm gonna get tonight

by Lolsquarefacejew December 19, 2009

Shlinger

Penis.

He whipped out his shlinger and pissed all over the place

You see, that's a big shlinger

by Faux Sheez February 18, 2011

Shaving the Bouvier

To trim down a full, thick plot of pubic hair. From the dog breed "Bouvier des Flandres," known for its' distinctive, thick coat of fur.

"I have a busy day ahead of me - groceries, picking up the dry cleaning, and shaving the Bouvier today before a nap on the sofa."

by pontiuspilate February 2, 2013