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Shoping

The act of cuckolding, specifically eating and drinking while watching his significant other as she gets aggressively fucked by her bull who repeatedly degrades him.
I can't maintain an erection so my wife and I began "shoping" 3 nights, I get my belly full and so does she.
by Clingerkinger January 17, 2021
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shopaholic

1. Alcoholics who shop excessively and obsessively for alcohol.

2. Shop -a-h"olic" A break-off sect of the Catholic church of whose members shop around for churches holding services. They hold up any service by demanding that the transubstantiation ceremony be repeated over and over until a) ceremonial wine runs out, or b) they, the visiting Shopaholics, pass out.
1. I tried to pick up some liquor at store but some agressive shopaholics had bought out the entire store.

2. As a practicing Shopaholic we end our multi-communions with "Cheers!" rather than "Amen", at least those of us who are still standing do.
by Sinned383 November 27, 2009
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Shpaniac

A person who strokes the sausage, rolls the dies, or flucshuates the flenning of otherly species than a homo sapian.
(A PERSON WHO MASTERBATES ANIMALS)
If I were a shpanicac, I'd have hands that smell like chicken cum.
by Clam Hat September 8, 2003
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shovan

shovan is basic
devansh is really shovan
by lmaoosama September 23, 2021
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Shovan

The person with this name is most handsome person in world. He is probably very smart and kind. People with these names are good in sports and are quiet. If you have this name you are legendary
He is so smart and good-looking. It can only be reason his name is shovan
by Frost7t November 25, 2021
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Shogan

The Shogan is an abbreviation for a "SHithouse grOGAN". This is a grogan that is so poor (in either length, viscosity, smell or voraciousness) that upon being laid in the crapper, it is rejected by it, and consequently will not flush down.

This term can also apply to the grogette, giving rise to the shogette.

See also the rogan, or the Royal Grogan, which is the antithesis of the shogan.
After 5 days eating only steak, Murgatroyd laid a grogan of such poor performance and such sub-optimal grandeur, that it was promptly rejeted by the dumper. That day Murgatroyd laid a shogan.
by Boon September 8, 2004
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Shogan

A high level of elementracist mage where one gets the title by mastering all the spells of a certain element.
A Shogan kicked my ass by useing all his water spells on me.
by Bob Bobinsin November 6, 2007
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