Shovking

If something is undescribable, better than shocking

Oh my god its size is so big it's shovking!-Jamal

by JUSTINBIEBER12334566 June 13, 2024

shovking

A posher way of calling something ‘shocking’

That tea was absolutely shovking

by Livia_rose June 13, 2024

Shovking

When something is better than shocking undescribable in a way

It is so big, its size it shovking!

by JUSTINBIEBER12334566 June 14, 2024

Shocking Chewing Gum

A funny prank used by funny people to SHOCK people so hard, normally you probably pull the gum if it was normal, but this time, IT SHOCKS YOU.

guy - yo want sum gum (its actually shocking chewing gum)
victm - uh sur- (pulls)
vitcm - AFGGFDGFJHDGHFJDHGJHGH (shocked like mentally and psychically)

by guy that yes February 18, 2024

Sfonking

The action of sucking the snot out of someone's nose and drinking the mucus then puking it out and using it as lube for gay sex.

Fuck it, lets go sfonking.

by acrellox March 6, 2024

shit-shocking

shit-shocking

This term has two possibles meaning;
1. Something which is both shit and shocking
2. Something so shocking that it has proverbial the ability to shock shit itself

1. "Dave's car accident was shit-shocking"
2. "That cow giving birth to an alligator on the News was so unexpected that it was shit-shocking!"

by Bobbinog July 10, 2009

Jew Shanking

The act of penetration by an uncircumcised penis.

I totally got a Jew shanking last night on my blind date...

by Scash March 23, 2012